Grandma's vintage "exercise equipment" from the basement. 😈🍑🔥
Grandma's vintage "exercise equipment" from the basement. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅ
9 months ago
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USA: I'm attacking Iran because they have nuclear weapons!
Person: Why don't you attack Russia?
USA: Are you crazy? They have nuclear weapons! 😂
USA: I'm attacking Iran because they have nuclear weapons! Person: Why don't you attack Russia? USA: Are you crazy? They have nuclear weapons! ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
39
Me when I check my boyfriend's phone to see if he's been talking to other girls but instead find 50 selfies of myself in his camera roll 😭
Me when I check my boyfriend's phone to see if he's been talking to other girls but instead find 50 selfies of myself in his camera roll ๐Ÿ˜ญ
9 months ago
29
When you spend 50 minutes complaining about your symptoms just for the doctor to say: "It's all in your head" 🤪
When you spend 50 minutes complaining about your symptoms just for the doctor to say: "It's all in your head" ๐Ÿคช
9 months ago
31
Me to Java updates when they interrupt my coding flow 😂. Ain't nobody got time for that! #NotToday
Me to Java updates when they interrupt my coding flow ๐Ÿ˜‚. Ain't nobody got time for that! #NotToday
9 months ago
29
Two million iPhones sold in China? Pfft, those aren't REAL gifts. Now, the macaroni portrait I got for Father's Day... priceless! 😂
Two million iPhones sold in China? Pfft, those aren't REAL gifts. Now, the macaroni portrait I got for Father's Day... priceless! ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
31
When you think you are smarter than a tow truck driver ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
39
When someone asks what my Asian friend looks like 🤔
When someone asks what my Asian friend looks like ๐Ÿค”
9 months ago
27
Taxpayers: What is my purpose?
Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles.

Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
Taxpayers: What is my purpose? Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles. Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
9 months ago
32
Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. 🤔
Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. ๐Ÿค”
9 months ago
27
Xi Jinping: It needs more wasabi.
Xi Jinping: It needs more wasabi.
9 months ago
22
When you're fighting for soft skin in the digital battlefield 😂
When you're fighting for soft skin in the digital battlefield ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
37
Me pretending to have a special talent so people don't realize I'm just a professional breather 😂
Me pretending to have a special talent so people don't realize I'm just a professional breather ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
34
Elon trying to sleep knowing the servers are down again 😂
Elon trying to sleep knowing the servers are down again ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
39
When helping someone involves writing a new law 😂 #GoodSamaritan #ModernProblems
When helping someone involves writing a new law ๐Ÿ˜‚ #GoodSamaritan #ModernProblems
9 months ago
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