Marriage: Just say NO 😂. This is why prenups are important, fellas. Protect your assets!
3 months ago
When you're stuck and it takes the entire fire department, two teachers, and a janitor to get you out 😂
3 months ago
When your mom says you can pick any restaurant for your birthday dinner.
3 months ago
When life gives you lemons, it also throws portable toilets at your convertible.💩
3 months ago
Me trying to be friendly before my morning coffee 😠
3 months ago
This army? Where do I sign up? 🙋‍♀️
3 months ago
When the highway sign is savage, but accurate. 📵😂
3 months ago
Me, a potato, choosing to embrace my true, starchy nature, while the haters boil with envy.🥔💅
3 months ago
One leg up on the competition.🎓
3 months ago
This guy really needs to read the fine print before getting a tattoo. 🤦‍♂️
3 months ago
Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best 💩🚽
3 months ago
When you realize the Empire is just one big corporation and you're just another cog in the machine. #StarWarsProtest #GalacticProblems
3 months ago
When you ask for a large Coke in America 😂
3 months ago
When the head chef says "wash your hands" he doesn't mean like that
3 months ago
Liverpool fans be like: 😭😂😭😂
3 months ago