When she's 5'0 and he's 6'10, it's not a relationship, it's a long-distance communication 😂
When she's 5'0 and he's 6'10, it's not a relationship, it's a long-distance communication ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
80
Introducing the new band sensation, OB/CD. Their hit single, "Muffin Top Blues," is topping the charts! 🎸🎤
Introducing the new band sensation, OB/CD. Their hit single, "Muffin Top Blues," is topping the charts! ๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽค
10 months ago
90
Me trying to figure out why my PS2 game is telling me to look in a mirror 😂
Me trying to figure out why my PS2 game is telling me to look in a mirror ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
82
Me driving away from my homies after finally cuffing a shawty 😂 They served their purpose well🫡
Me driving away from my homies after finally cuffing a shawty ๐Ÿ˜‚ They served their purpose well๐Ÿซก
10 months ago
52
Grandma's vintage "exercise equipment" from the basement. 😈🍑🔥
Grandma's vintage "exercise equipment" from the basement. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅ
10 months ago
65
USA: I'm attacking Iran because they have nuclear weapons!
Person: Why don't you attack Russia?
USA: Are you crazy? They have nuclear weapons! 😂
USA: I'm attacking Iran because they have nuclear weapons! Person: Why don't you attack Russia? USA: Are you crazy? They have nuclear weapons! ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
77
Me when I check my boyfriend's phone to see if he's been talking to other girls but instead find 50 selfies of myself in his camera roll 😭
Me when I check my boyfriend's phone to see if he's been talking to other girls but instead find 50 selfies of myself in his camera roll ๐Ÿ˜ญ
10 months ago
84
When you spend 50 minutes complaining about your symptoms just for the doctor to say: "It's all in your head" 🤪
When you spend 50 minutes complaining about your symptoms just for the doctor to say: "It's all in your head" ๐Ÿคช
10 months ago
84
Me to Java updates when they interrupt my coding flow 😂. Ain't nobody got time for that! #NotToday
Me to Java updates when they interrupt my coding flow ๐Ÿ˜‚. Ain't nobody got time for that! #NotToday
10 months ago
78
Two million iPhones sold in China? Pfft, those aren't REAL gifts. Now, the macaroni portrait I got for Father's Day... priceless! 😂
Two million iPhones sold in China? Pfft, those aren't REAL gifts. Now, the macaroni portrait I got for Father's Day... priceless! ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
88
When you think you are smarter than a tow truck driver ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
95
When someone asks what my Asian friend looks like 🤔
When someone asks what my Asian friend looks like ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
76
Taxpayers: What is my purpose?
Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles.

Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
Taxpayers: What is my purpose? Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles. Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
10 months ago
78
Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. 🤔
Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
69
Xi Jinping: It needs more wasabi.
Xi Jinping: It needs more wasabi.
10 months ago
52