Europe: "We need to do something about the growing migrant crisis."
Migrants: "Say no more fam!"
Europe: "We need to do something about the growing migrant crisis." Migrants: "Say no more fam!"
1 year ago
162
Wow, this street has changed a lot!  Except for that guy on the phone, he's been there for 50 years 📞👴
Wow, this street has changed a lot! Except for that guy on the phone, he's been there for 50 years ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ‘ด
1 year ago
159
When you see your type of guy
When you see your type of guy
1 year ago
163
UK: Maybe next time...
Meanwhile, USA: No one wants to play football (soccer) with me? Fine! I'll play with myself! (baseball, not what you thought 😈)
UK: Maybe next time... Meanwhile, USA: No one wants to play football (soccer) with me? Fine! I'll play with myself! (baseball, not what you thought ๐Ÿ˜ˆ)
1 year ago
113
Jesus turning flour into cocaine? Looks like he’s about to turn water into wine…with a kick. 😂
Jesus turning flour into cocaine? Looks like heโ€™s about to turn water into wineโ€ฆwith a kick. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
137
When you're drunk at 3 am and go to the drive-thru ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
138
Me trying to explain to my mom that being a breakdancer and a flamboyant waiter are two completely different career paths.💃🕺
Me trying to explain to my mom that being a breakdancer and a flamboyant waiter are two completely different career paths.๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
132
Divorced men over 50 looking for love in all the wrong places 😂
Divorced men over 50 looking for love in all the wrong places ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
153
Me trying to subtly become Megamind
Me trying to subtly become Megamind
1 year ago
198
Doctors if they were Sysadmins: "Is this life support machine still necessary? No idea. Let's unplug it and see who screams."
Doctors if they were Sysadmins: "Is this life support machine still necessary? No idea. Let's unplug it and see who screams."
1 year ago
155
I bet T-Rex tasted like chicken. 🍗
I bet T-Rex tasted like chicken. ๐Ÿ—
1 year ago
173
So, if you're happy in a non-muslim country, why did you even leave your own? 🤔
So, if you're happy in a non-muslim country, why did you even leave your own? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
159
Me: *tells my problems to my friends and family*
Rock: Turn me over
Me: *turns the rock over*
Rock: Now you just took orders from a rock 🪨

Me: 💀💀🗿🗿
Me: *tells my problems to my friends and family* Rock: Turn me over Me: *turns the rock over* Rock: Now you just took orders from a rock ๐Ÿชจ Me: ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ
1 year ago
103
"I'm not saying God is racist, but have you seen the first drafts?"
"I'm not saying God is racist, but have you seen the first drafts?"
1 year ago
119
When the bass drops so hard, it blows up the lab 😹
When the bass drops so hard, it blows up the lab ๐Ÿ˜น
1 year ago
160