Pakistan, France and the UK walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "What can I get for you fellas?" They reply, "We're looking for the Islamic countries with nukes meeting."
Pakistan, France and the UK walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "What can I get for you fellas?" They reply, "We're looking for the Islamic countries with nukes meeting."
1 year ago
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Find a guy that holds your arm, walks with you, and opens the car door🚓👮‍♀️😂
Find a guy that holds your arm, walks with you, and opens the car door๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
151
Me to anti-vaxxers after they claim vaccines cause autism: YOU SOUND VACCINATED 😂
Me to anti-vaxxers after they claim vaccines cause autism: YOU SOUND VACCINATED ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you're so far left, you forget basic biology 😂 #Homeschooling #Transgender #LiberalTears
When you're so far left, you forget basic biology ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Homeschooling #Transgender #LiberalTears
1 year ago
251
Hillary Clinton checking her phone after the 2016 election results:  📱 "Okay, so the presidency test came back negative...again.  🙄  Well, there's always 2024!" 😂 #NeverGiveUp #ThirdTimesTheCharm
Hillary Clinton checking her phone after the 2016 election results: ๐Ÿ“ฑ "Okay, so the presidency test came back negative...again. ๐Ÿ™„ Well, there's always 2024!" ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NeverGiveUp #ThirdTimesTheCharm
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my friend that the Earth is actually a giant donut 🍩 and the government is hiding the sprinkles.
Me trying to explain to my friend that the Earth is actually a giant donut ๐Ÿฉ and the government is hiding the sprinkles.
1 year ago
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Democrats after visiting a Red State:
Democrats after visiting a Red State:
1 year ago
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When you invite everyone, but now you're surrounded by orcs and the vibe just isn't immaculate anymore 😭
When you invite everyone, but now you're surrounded by orcs and the vibe just isn't immaculate anymore ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
135
Skeletor knows what's up 😂. Cheaper and probably more exciting than Evil-Lyn.
Skeletor knows what's up ๐Ÿ˜‚. Cheaper and probably more exciting than Evil-Lyn.
1 year ago
247
Weightlifters after realizing they're not getting paid millions to roll around on the floor like soccer players.
Weightlifters after realizing they're not getting paid millions to roll around on the floor like soccer players.
1 year ago
246
That escalated quickly 😬  This is why you should always think twice before posting anything online. #privacymatters #thinkbeforeyoupost #dontdox
That escalated quickly ๐Ÿ˜ฌ This is why you should always think twice before posting anything online. #privacymatters #thinkbeforeyoupost #dontdox
1 year ago
227
Mother nature be like: "I'm not sure you guys are taking the space program seriously enough... "
Mother nature be like: "I'm not sure you guys are taking the space program seriously enough... "
1 year ago
178
Me trying to explain to my friends why I need a bigger glass for my drink. It's science! 🔬
Me trying to explain to my friends why I need a bigger glass for my drink. It's science! ๐Ÿ”ฌ
1 year ago
249
When you think you've hit rock bottom in your relationship but then you realize you are both meant to be. Happy Valentines Day! ❤️
When you think you've hit rock bottom in your relationship but then you realize you are both meant to be. Happy Valentines Day! โค๏ธ
1 year ago
295
1960s ladies: No tattoos, nose rings, or green hair. 
Me: So, just *normal* then? 😂
1960s ladies: No tattoos, nose rings, or green hair. Me: So, just *normal* then? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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