Free cat to a good home. Wife won't let me keep her. 😹
16 days ago
Me trying to explain to my grandma why "laughing out loud" isn't three separate words 😂
16 days ago
IRONY is getting PREGNANT on a PULL OUT COUCH. 🤣
16 days ago
When you gotta coordinate pick-up and drop-off times with the side chick so she doesn't run into the main girl 😂 #RiskyBusiness
16 days ago
Gen X Skeletor has no time for your emotional baggage. 😂
16 days ago
When you get promoted from employee to customer, you're not just fired, you're jobn't 😂 #promotedtocustomer #jobn't
16 days ago
Me trying to negotiate with my teacher for better grades 😂
16 days ago
When you thought you were both on the same page about the pandemic, but then they double-masked their toddler
16 days ago
Me explaining to my mom why I can't pause an online game 😂
16 days ago
Me explaining to my history teacher why I don't trust the government: 📉
16 days ago
Me and the boys on our way to yeet the cat into the lake
16 days ago
When you're fully vaxxed and boosted but still catch the case of the "toe tag"
16 days ago
When people try to roast you but you take it as a compliment 😂
16 days ago
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" 😂
16 days ago
When your Battlestation thread gets derailed by dolls 😂
16 days ago