Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? 🤔 Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! 😂
3 months ago
POV: You finally touched the rainbow 🌈
3 months ago
Me after seeing how high the gas prices are these days ⛽💸
3 months ago
One does not simply unlock their phone at 2:45 am.
3 months ago
When your Pulp Fiction knowledge saves the day: "Say 'what' again! Say 'what' again! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker, say 'what' one more goddamn time!"
3 months ago
POV: You've been playing too much VR. 👾
3 months ago
When your parents find your science project and it's not baking soda and vinegar volcano anymore 😂🔬
3 months ago
A good wife brings balance to a man's tractor... I mean, a good wife brings balance to a man's life 😂
3 months ago
When your comeback game is stronger than your relationship.
3 months ago
It's-a me! High-ario!
3 months ago
Me after successfully navigating the self-checkout: "I am free!"
3 months ago
Cops, then vs now. Always serving and protecting... donuts.🍩😂
3 months ago
The brain is like that one friend who always hypes themselves up. 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to use AI to write my performance review.
3 months ago
When you're an engineer, but also broke 😂. This is how to flex on your broke friends: show them your 7-Eleven personal AC unit 💪 #DIY #AC #broke
3 months ago