USA: "Here's $6 Billion, but don't spend it on terrorism." 
Iran: "No, I will not cause terror by spending it all on the bomb vending machine."
USA: "Here's $6 Billion, but don't spend it on terrorism." Iran: "No, I will not cause terror by spending it all on the bomb vending machine."
1 year ago
354
When you realize Trump might have dual citizenship 🇺🇸🇮🇱
When you realize Trump might have dual citizenship ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
1 year ago
334
When you accidentally schedule the Death to America meeting during everyone's lunch break.
When you accidentally schedule the Death to America meeting during everyone's lunch break.
1 year ago
341
Me after downing my 8th glass of water today, trying to shock my poor liver back into functioning 😂
Me after downing my 8th glass of water today, trying to shock my poor liver back into functioning ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
237
Me trying to gracefully exit the weekend and start the work week.
Me trying to gracefully exit the weekend and start the work week.
1 year ago
214
Me after accidentally saying something offensive online and trying to play it off as a joke 😂
Me after accidentally saying something offensive online and trying to play it off as a joke ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
208
He cheated, so she gave him a "shitty" surprise 💩 😂
He cheated, so she gave him a "shitty" surprise ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
240
These logos went from their teenage angst phase to their 'I have a 401k and pay my mortgage on time' phase.
These logos went from their teenage angst phase to their 'I have a 401k and pay my mortgage on time' phase.
1 year ago
192
Me trying to copy my parent's signature as a kid. 😂
Me trying to copy my parent's signature as a kid. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
327
Back in the day, even kids could enjoy a pack of candy cigarettes. Now, they just vape cotton candy flavor.💨
Back in the day, even kids could enjoy a pack of candy cigarettes. Now, they just vape cotton candy flavor.๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
343
I was watching one of those casting couch porn videos then I saw the same actress in a different video, I was like 'so she got the part' 😂
I was watching one of those casting couch porn videos then I saw the same actress in a different video, I was like 'so she got the part' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
276
When your kid draws Jabba the Hutt better than you ever could. 😂
When your kid draws Jabba the Hutt better than you ever could. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
330
Me trying to understand how the hell can a whole country's economy possibly be summarized in one single equation. 🤯
Me trying to understand how the hell can a whole country's economy possibly be summarized in one single equation. ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
296
When you accidentally wear your MAGA shirt to the African safari
When you accidentally wear your MAGA shirt to the African safari
1 year ago
350
When autocorrect almost ruins your Friday night plans 😂
When autocorrect almost ruins your Friday night plans ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
356