Nuclear, oil, and coal? No problem! Wind turbines in my backyard? We're all gonna die!!!
19 days ago
When you accidentally step on the installation CD-ROM: "...I'll just download again" 😂
19 days ago
Me trying to complete GTA missions without cheats 😂
19 days ago
When you accidentally buy a 2.5" HDD enclosure and all you have is a handful of nuts and an old USB stick. 🤷‍♂️🔩
19 days ago
Playing Crysis in 2011: "To proceed, enter your age." Playing Crysis today: "What is the image below?" 😭
19 days ago
When you and your partner win the couples costume contest. 💚
19 days ago
Me trying to explain to my friends why Linux is superior: "It's what's on the inside that counts...and on the outside too, I guess."
19 days ago
This T-Mobile employee learned the hard way that the internet is undefeated 🏆. Don't mess with anonymous, kids. They'll find you faster than you can say "exif data" 💨.
19 days ago
I don't like to gamble... When the steaks are this high. 🤣
19 days ago
Dear Gillette, I have some *feedback* for your "breakthrough technology": 🖕
19 days ago
When you want a profound tattoo but end up with "picnic table" permanently etched on your body 😂. At least it's a conversation starter? #TattooFail #PicnicTableForLife
19 days ago
Me pretending to miss my family after moving across the country 😂 #AwkwardFamilyPhotos #CloseRange #NeverMiss
19 days ago
When your favorite waifu is 2D 😩
19 days ago
Pineapple: So, in every other language I'm ananas, but in English, I'm *pineapple*? What's that all about? 🍍🤔
19 days ago
Yo dawg, I heard you like Macs, so we put square wheels on your bike, so you can be different while you go nowhere in life. 😂
19 days ago