Me trying to explain to my landlord that rent can't be paid with fresh air and sunshine. 🌳💸
Me trying to explain to my landlord that rent can't be paid with fresh air and sunshine. ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
359
This meme is so cool, it's giving me chills 🥶
This meme is so cool, it's giving me chills ๐Ÿฅถ
1 year ago
250
Expectation: Baby giggles and sweet cuddles 🥰 Reality: Baby feet in your face and 2 hours of sleep 😫
Expectation: Baby giggles and sweet cuddles ๐Ÿฅฐ Reality: Baby feet in your face and 2 hours of sleep ๐Ÿ˜ซ
1 year ago
380
Florida Woman: Just living my best life 💅, one shopping cart at a time. (Target employees hate her! See how she gets free sushi and cinnamon rolls with this one simple trick!)
Florida Woman: Just living my best life ๐Ÿ’…, one shopping cart at a time. (Target employees hate her! See how she gets free sushi and cinnamon rolls with this one simple trick!)
1 year ago
295
Dad: *Buys cat so daughter isn't always on her phone.*
Daughter and Cat: *Become phone addicts together.* 😂
Dad: *Buys cat so daughter isn't always on her phone.* Daughter and Cat: *Become phone addicts together.* ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
398
When a beaver's water breaks, it's not a dam emergency, it's a dam good opportunity to build a dam good nursery.
When a beaver's water breaks, it's not a dam emergency, it's a dam good opportunity to build a dam good nursery.
1 year ago
361
Banks be like: "We have 20 AC units running 24/7, but please save the planet by not taking a receipt." 😂
Banks be like: "We have 20 AC units running 24/7, but please save the planet by not taking a receipt." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
367
Me trying to out-therapy my therapist by becoming their therapist's therapist. It's theraption.
Me trying to out-therapy my therapist by becoming their therapist's therapist. It's theraption.
1 year ago
257
Me trying to give wholesome advice to my toxic friend and then getting betrayed. So now I'm just like 🐸
Me trying to give wholesome advice to my toxic friend and then getting betrayed. So now I'm just like ๐Ÿธ
1 year ago
473
When your selfie game goes from 💅 to 😬 real quick because you sent it to the wrong number.  Sorry, wrong number! 😂
When your selfie game goes from ๐Ÿ’… to ๐Ÿ˜ฌ real quick because you sent it to the wrong number. Sorry, wrong number! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
369
Me, an intellectual, waiting for someone to invite me to their party after I say "If anyone needs me I'll be in the library later."
Me, an intellectual, waiting for someone to invite me to their party after I say "If anyone needs me I'll be in the library later."
1 year ago
276
When your guests arrive and you gotta bring out the fancy nuggs and ketchup pillows 😂
When your guests arrive and you gotta bring out the fancy nuggs and ketchup pillows ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
422
Me trying to peel a lemon like an orange so I don't have to cut it 🍋
Me trying to peel a lemon like an orange so I don't have to cut it ๐Ÿ‹
1 year ago
340
Fixing a leaky boat? Forget flex tape. The best seal is always at hand.  Just don't drink seawater. You'll be peeing forever. 🌊
Fixing a leaky boat? Forget flex tape. The best seal is always at hand. Just don't drink seawater. You'll be peeing forever. ๐ŸŒŠ
1 year ago
219
PETA when a fish eats another fish: 👁️👄👁️
PETA when a fish eats another fish: ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
1 year ago
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