11 minutes for one woman to post on Instagram, an eternity for all mankind waiting for her to return from space. 😂 #InstaStellar #KatyPerry
3 months ago
Me trying to catch my Cybertruck after missing a payment 😂
3 months ago
1980: People rush to help. 2010: People watch and record. 2025:🤳 "OMG, I fell off my bike! Are my followers still there? #InjuredButInfluential"
3 months ago
This helmet is so realistic, it even comes with its own dandruff. 😂
3 months ago
When you're a waiter and the duck walks in and orders lasagna 😂
3 months ago
When your ex takes ghosting to the next level 💀
3 months ago
When he's broke but honest 😂
3 months ago
Elon Musk to Trump: "No, seriously, tell them it's a good idea to jump."
3 months ago
Getting a tax return is like giving the government an interest-free loan for a year. 😂
3 months ago
When Chief Brody sees the size of the local pride parade 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
3 months ago
Democrats performing CPR on Racism: "Don't you die on me, you bastard! We still need to use you!"
3 months ago
Trump: "No one is above the law." Inner Donkey: "Oh no, he's going to say it!" DOJ: "Don't you dare..." 😂
3 months ago
When you just wanna use the ladies' room, but everyone's too preoccupied with their gender politics 🙄
3 months ago
"It's just a fake account babe, I swear!" 🤫😂 The level of deception in relationships today is unmatched. Next time, just hide your phone in a secret underground bunker. 📱🔒
3 months ago
Me explaining to my boss why all our support tickets are about the AC not working: "It's climate change, obviously."
3 months ago