When you're grilling and someone says they're vegetarian: "I DIDN'T ASK IF YOU WERE A VEGETARIAN, I ASKED IF YOU WANTED SOME FUCKIN' BACON!!!" ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me pretending to be a meatball in a marinara sauce filled bathtub at 3am
Me pretending to be a meatball in a marinara sauce filled bathtub at 3am
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Vegans be like: "No animals were harmed in the making of this salad." Meanwhile, Will Smith is like: "Hold my beer, I've got a whole ecosystem in my tractor beam!"
Vegans be like: "No animals were harmed in the making of this salad." Meanwhile, Will Smith is like: "Hold my beer, I've got a whole ecosystem in my tractor beam!"
1 year ago
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Me trying to make healthy choices by only eating the chocolate covered bacon 🥓🍫
Me trying to make healthy choices by only eating the chocolate covered bacon ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿซ
1 year ago
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Roses are red, bacon is red. She wants romance, I want to be fed.🥓🌹
Roses are red, bacon is red. She wants romance, I want to be fed.๐Ÿฅ“๐ŸŒน
1 year ago
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Single? Just make a heart-shaped egg. Problem solved! ❤️
Single? Just make a heart-shaped egg. Problem solved! โค๏ธ
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Me showing off the ice spheres I make for my cocktails vs. The device I actually use to make them 😂
Me showing off the ice spheres I make for my cocktails vs. The device I actually use to make them ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Live footage of me trying to convince myself that a salad is just as good as a double cheeseburger.
Live footage of me trying to convince myself that a salad is just as good as a double cheeseburger.
1 year ago
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When life gives you oranges, make art. 🍊👨‍🎨
When life gives you oranges, make art. ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŽจ
1 year ago
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When someone steals your Happy Meal, so you steal their happiness.  😈
When someone steals your Happy Meal, so you steal their happiness. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Me trying to eat healthy and going to McDonald's for a salad 😂
Me trying to eat healthy and going to McDonald's for a salad ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to resist that Nutella-filled donut on my way home: 🥵
Me trying to resist that Nutella-filled donut on my way home: ๐Ÿฅต
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Me after eating 413 chicken nuggets:
My body: *windows shutting down sound*
Me after eating 413 chicken nuggets: My body: *windows shutting down sound*
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Me pretending to be surprised when I find 3-week old leftovers in the back of the fridge: 😱
Me pretending to be surprised when I find 3-week old leftovers in the back of the fridge: ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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I followed this recipe to make rice krispies treats.  They look easy enough to make, even I can't mess this up. 😂
I followed this recipe to make rice krispies treats. They look easy enough to make, even I can't mess this up. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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