Single? Just make a heart-shaped egg. Problem solved! ❤️
Single? Just make a heart-shaped egg. Problem solved! โค๏ธ
10 months ago
32
Me showing off the ice spheres I make for my cocktails vs. The device I actually use to make them 😂
Me showing off the ice spheres I make for my cocktails vs. The device I actually use to make them ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
19
Live footage of me trying to convince myself that a salad is just as good as a double cheeseburger.
Live footage of me trying to convince myself that a salad is just as good as a double cheeseburger.
10 months ago
30
When life gives you oranges, make art. 🍊👨‍🎨
When life gives you oranges, make art. ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŽจ
10 months ago
15
When someone steals your Happy Meal, so you steal their happiness.  😈
When someone steals your Happy Meal, so you steal their happiness. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
10 months ago
19
Me trying to eat healthy and going to McDonald's for a salad 😂
Me trying to eat healthy and going to McDonald's for a salad ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
35
Me trying to resist that Nutella-filled donut on my way home: 🥵
Me trying to resist that Nutella-filled donut on my way home: ๐Ÿฅต
10 months ago
26
Me after eating 413 chicken nuggets:
My body: *windows shutting down sound*
Me after eating 413 chicken nuggets: My body: *windows shutting down sound*
10 months ago
24
Me pretending to be surprised when I find 3-week old leftovers in the back of the fridge: 😱
Me pretending to be surprised when I find 3-week old leftovers in the back of the fridge: ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
10 months ago
24
I followed this recipe to make rice krispies treats.  They look easy enough to make, even I can't mess this up. 😂
I followed this recipe to make rice krispies treats. They look easy enough to make, even I can't mess this up. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
24
Me after eating chili on a first date: 🔥💨
Me after eating chili on a first date: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’จ
10 months ago
32
Me when I realize I can make a grilled cheese by turning my toaster sideways🤯
Me when I realize I can make a grilled cheese by turning my toaster sideways๐Ÿคฏ
10 months ago
12
When you say you don’t always eat breakfast, but then you always do 😂
When you say you donโ€™t always eat breakfast, but then you always do ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
28
Introducing the new Pizza Burger from Burger King! Now you can finally settle the debate between pizza and a burger. This monstrosity is definitely made for sharing…or is it? 🤔
Introducing the new Pizza Burger from Burger King! Now you can finally settle the debate between pizza and a burger. This monstrosity is definitely made for sharingโ€ฆor is it? ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
37
My car got broken into, but honestly, I'm more offended that they only ate the skin off my rotisserie chickens. Like, what kind of monster does that?! 😭😂
My car got broken into, but honestly, I'm more offended that they only ate the skin off my rotisserie chickens. Like, what kind of monster does that?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
13