When life gives you oranges, make art. ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŽจ
6 months ago
When someone steals your Happy Meal, so you steal their happiness. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
6 months ago
Me trying to eat healthy and going to McDonald's for a salad ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
Me trying to resist that Nutella-filled donut on my way home: ๐Ÿฅต
6 months ago
Me after eating 413 chicken nuggets: My body: *windows shutting down sound*
6 months ago
Me pretending to be surprised when I find 3-week old leftovers in the back of the fridge: ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
6 months ago
I followed this recipe to make rice krispies treats. They look easy enough to make, even I can't mess this up. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
Me after eating chili on a first date: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’จ
6 months ago
Me when I realize I can make a grilled cheese by turning my toaster sideways๐Ÿคฏ
6 months ago
When you say you donโ€™t always eat breakfast, but then you always do ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
Introducing the new Pizza Burger from Burger King! Now you can finally settle the debate between pizza and a burger. This monstrosity is definitely made for sharingโ€ฆor is it? ๐Ÿค”
6 months ago
My car got broken into, but honestly, I'm more offended that they only ate the skin off my rotisserie chickens. Like, what kind of monster does that?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
First date chili? More like first date to the ER ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿšฝ
6 months ago
Me and my significant other when we finally open the new peanut butter and jelly jar. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
Me trying to make pizza after getting high at 3 AM
6 months ago