Me after eating chili on a first date: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’จ
3 months ago
Me when I realize I can make a grilled cheese by turning my toaster sideways๐Ÿคฏ
3 months ago
When you say you donโ€™t always eat breakfast, but then you always do ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Introducing the new Pizza Burger from Burger King! Now you can finally settle the debate between pizza and a burger. This monstrosity is definitely made for sharingโ€ฆor is it? ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
My car got broken into, but honestly, I'm more offended that they only ate the skin off my rotisserie chickens. Like, what kind of monster does that?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
First date chili? More like first date to the ER ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿšฝ
3 months ago
Me and my significant other when we finally open the new peanut butter and jelly jar. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me trying to make pizza after getting high at 3 AM
3 months ago
Papa John's new Valentine's Day special: "Better ingredients, better d***" ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Aliens watching humans buy organic food: ๐Ÿ’€ "They poison their food with chemicals, then pay extra for food that says it hasn't been poisoned...I can't ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ"
3 months ago
Me trying to impress my crush by eating a Carolina Reaper ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ
3 months ago
I don't like to gamble... When the steaks are this high. ๐Ÿคฃ
3 months ago
This bread is my spirit animal. Crouching carbs, hidden bacon ๐Ÿฅ“
3 months ago
Me after realizing I accidentally used ketchup instead of BBQ sauce ๐Ÿซ˜
3 months ago
Me after trying that new Mexican place ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿšฝ
3 months ago