When you order a pepperoni pizza and get only 3 pepperonis. I guess, my pizza is now A6 of Pepperonis.
2 months ago
Potatoes are the GOAT 🥔👑. Other vegetables could never.
2 months ago
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough 😂
2 months ago
Me trying to be friendly before my morning coffee 😠
2 months ago
Me, a potato, choosing to embrace my true, starchy nature, while the haters boil with envy.🥔💅
2 months ago
When you ask for a large Coke in America 😂
2 months ago
Me after winning a lifetime supply of donuts 🍩
2 months ago
When you ask for caramel apples, but life gives you caramel onions 😂🧅🍎
2 months ago
Me trying to follow the food pyramid 😂🍕
2 months ago
Me trying to build a stable financial future with Oreos.
2 months ago
POV: You finally touched the rainbow 🌈
2 months ago
One slice to rule them all, one slice to find them, one slice to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. 🔥🍕
2 months ago
Some men just want to watch the world chew through five pieces at once and get a massive jaw ache.
2 months ago
Me trying to evenly spread Nutella on my toast without ripping it to shreds 😂
2 months ago
Finally, a pizza I can sleep with and not feel guilty about afterwards 😋
2 months ago