Me when someone asks if I want my eggs scrambled, over easy or poached. I SAID SOFT BOILED!!!
7 days ago
Pillsbury Wiener Wrap: For rectal use ONLY. Me: Challenge accepted! 😂
7 days ago
When your love for bacon meets your love for beer: the ultimate brew handle! 🥓🍺
8 days ago
When your candy gives you a little too much cheek! 🍑😜
8 days ago
🍰 When life gives you stress, eat it backwards! 😋
8 days ago
When you want to tell your diet you're in an open relationship 😂🍔❤️
8 days ago
When baking meets construction: Building flavor one brick at a time! 🧱🍫😂
8 days ago
When you see the fried chicken on the menu 🍗 ➡️ 😍 ➡️ 😕 ➡️ 😩
9 days ago
Vermont: Where the trees produce liquid gold! 🍁🤑
9 days ago
When your pet turtle embraces its inner carnivore 🐢🥓🍴
9 days ago
When your milk gets an identity crisis and decides to taste like... Homo 🙄🥛
9 days ago
When the sauce is life, but it becomes your full-time job. 🌯😂
9 days ago
Me when I try to break a Kit Kat and it crumbles instead of snapping cleanly 🤬
10 days ago
🤔 If olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from? Crushed babies? 😱
10 days ago
Me when I find the After Eights at 7:26 PM
10 days ago