When you and your bestie are having a relaxing spa day ๐Ÿง–โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿš๐Ÿฅฃ
5 months ago
Happiness is just a cupcake away!๐Ÿง
5 months ago
Never date a girl who works at Subway! She knows what a real 6" looks like ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
Ben & Jerry's new flavor, Toothpaste & Orange Juice. Finally, a flavor that truly captures the essence of a rushed morning routine. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
Waking up a vegan with the smell of meat, the ultimate prank! ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
Me trying to convince myself that bacon is healthy๐Ÿฅ“
5 months ago
When you arrive at McDonald's at 4:59 AM. The anticipation is killing me! ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
When you order a pepperoni pizza and get only 3 pepperonis. I guess, my pizza is now A6 of Pepperonis.
5 months ago
Potatoes are the GOAT ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ‘‘. Other vegetables could never.
5 months ago
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
Me trying to be friendly before my morning coffee ๐Ÿ˜ 
5 months ago
Me, a potato, choosing to embrace my true, starchy nature, while the haters boil with envy.๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ’…
5 months ago
When you ask for a large Coke in America ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
Me after winning a lifetime supply of donuts ๐Ÿฉ
5 months ago
When you ask for caramel apples, but life gives you caramel onions ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿง…๐ŸŽ
5 months ago