Me trying to convince myself that bacon is healthy๐Ÿฅ“
4 months ago
When you arrive at McDonald's at 4:59 AM. The anticipation is killing me! ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When you order a pepperoni pizza and get only 3 pepperonis. I guess, my pizza is now A6 of Pepperonis.
4 months ago
Potatoes are the GOAT ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ‘‘. Other vegetables could never.
4 months ago
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me trying to be friendly before my morning coffee ๐Ÿ˜ 
4 months ago
Me, a potato, choosing to embrace my true, starchy nature, while the haters boil with envy.๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ’…
4 months ago
When you ask for a large Coke in America ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me after winning a lifetime supply of donuts ๐Ÿฉ
4 months ago
When you ask for caramel apples, but life gives you caramel onions ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿง…๐ŸŽ
4 months ago
Me trying to follow the food pyramid ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•
4 months ago
Me trying to build a stable financial future with Oreos.
4 months ago
POV: You finally touched the rainbow ๐ŸŒˆ
4 months ago
One slice to rule them all, one slice to find them, one slice to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ•
4 months ago
Some men just want to watch the world chew through five pieces at once and get a massive jaw ache.
4 months ago