Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
10 months ago
126
Michelin Man: I guess we're rating restaurants now 😂
Michelin Man: I guess we're rating restaurants now ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
103
When you're lovin' it, but they're not lovin' you back.🍟👊
When you're lovin' it, but they're not lovin' you back.๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ‘Š
11 months ago
83
When you have the munchies, but still wanna get baked. This is some next level Marinara-juana 🍝💨
When you have the munchies, but still wanna get baked. This is some next level Marinara-juana ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’จ
11 months ago
100
When you and your bestie are having a relaxing spa day 🧖‍♀️🍚🥣
When you and your bestie are having a relaxing spa day ๐Ÿง–โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿš๐Ÿฅฃ
11 months ago
113
Happiness is just a cupcake away!🧁
Happiness is just a cupcake away!๐Ÿง
11 months ago
85
Never date a girl who works at Subway! She knows what a real 6" looks like 😂
Never date a girl who works at Subway! She knows what a real 6" looks like ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
68
Ben & Jerry's new flavor, Toothpaste & Orange Juice. Finally, a flavor that truly captures the essence of a rushed morning routine. 😂
Ben & Jerry's new flavor, Toothpaste & Orange Juice. Finally, a flavor that truly captures the essence of a rushed morning routine. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
102
Waking up a vegan with the smell of meat, the ultimate prank! 😂
Waking up a vegan with the smell of meat, the ultimate prank! ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
55
Me trying to convince myself that bacon is healthy🥓
Me trying to convince myself that bacon is healthy๐Ÿฅ“
11 months ago
56
When you arrive at McDonald's at 4:59 AM. The anticipation is killing me! 😂
When you arrive at McDonald's at 4:59 AM. The anticipation is killing me! ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
77
When you order a pepperoni pizza and get only 3 pepperonis. I guess, my pizza is now A6 of Pepperonis.
When you order a pepperoni pizza and get only 3 pepperonis. I guess, my pizza is now A6 of Pepperonis.
11 months ago
80
Potatoes are the GOAT 🥔👑.  Other vegetables could never.
Potatoes are the GOAT ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ‘‘. Other vegetables could never.
11 months ago
78
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough 😂
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
99
Me trying to be friendly before my morning coffee 😠
Me trying to be friendly before my morning coffee ๐Ÿ˜ 
11 months ago
60