This is what they call mutually assured destruction 💣😂
1 month ago
Always double-check if they said 'pretty' or 'petty' before you pull out the 'I have a boyfriend' card. 💀
1 month ago
When a simple question doesn't work, you have to bring in the big guns. 😈
1 month ago
He chose violence and will now be sleeping on the couch indefinitely. 💀
1 month ago
He's got a point, the logic is sound. Bros before... newborns? ♟️
1 month ago
For men it's a glow-up, for women it's a wash-out 😭
1 month ago
That moment you realize the age gap is the least of your worries... 😬
1 month ago
The ultimate 'I told you so' moment in a marriage. 💀
2 months ago
When you try to de-escalate but accidentally choose the 'start World War 3' dialogue option. 💀
2 months ago
The struggle for a Splenda papa is real. 😭
2 months ago
Found it in the right section. 🤣📚
2 months ago
Romance is dead, but sarcasm is very much alive. 💅💨
2 months ago
My brain's spam filter is working perfectly. 🍺😂
2 months ago
Sorry, babe, the morning agenda has been updated. You're not going anywhere. 😉😈
2 months ago
When your job title sounds important but the job description is 'don't talk to me' 💀🔥
2 months ago