All my previous convictions about not being a step-dad have mysteriously vanished. I'm ready for PTA meetings now. 😉
All my previous convictions about not being a step-dad have mysteriously vanished. I'm ready for PTA meetings now. ๐Ÿ˜‰
4 months ago
171
Well, that's one way to handle a pregnancy announcement. Can't say he wasn't direct about it. 😬
Well, that's one way to handle a pregnancy announcement. Can't say he wasn't direct about it. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 months ago
104
They told me to find the difference between these two pictures... but they're the same picture. 😂
They told me to find the difference between these two pictures... but they're the same picture. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
148
When the 'babysitting' job comes with some very adult perks. 🚗👀
When the 'babysitting' job comes with some very adult perks. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ‘€
4 months ago
114
When you're so dedicated you fall asleep on the job. That finger has seen the dawn of a new era. 🧠
When you're so dedicated you fall asleep on the job. That finger has seen the dawn of a new era. ๐Ÿง 
4 months ago
128
And just like that, the magic of the beard was gone... and so was she. 🚗💨😂
And just like that, the magic of the beard was gone... and so was she. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
90
The secret ingredient for a happy marriage is apparently... coffee at midnight. 🤫
The secret ingredient for a happy marriage is apparently... coffee at midnight. ๐Ÿคซ
5 months ago
80
When you try to be a supportive husband but it backfires spectacularly. He had the spirit, just the wrong source material. 😂
When you try to be a supportive husband but it backfires spectacularly. He had the spirit, just the wrong source material. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
93
When you realize adulting is just one long sleepover you can't get picked up from. Send help! 😩
When you realize adulting is just one long sleepover you can't get picked up from. Send help! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
6 months ago
97
Some sisters don't play games when it comes to their brothers. She is the final boss. 💀🔥
Some sisters don't play games when it comes to their brothers. She is the final boss. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ
6 months ago
74
When you find out why your daughter suddenly loves pineapple and has a date tonight. 😳🧹
When you find out why your daughter suddenly loves pineapple and has a date tonight. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿงน
6 months ago
85
He doesn't even know the trouble he's in. The audacity he had in my subconscious last night... 😤
He doesn't even know the trouble he's in. The audacity he had in my subconscious last night... ๐Ÿ˜ค
6 months ago
96
This husband chose violence and self-destruction, and we must respect the commitment. 💀
This husband chose violence and self-destruction, and we must respect the commitment. ๐Ÿ’€
6 months ago
102
Note to self: 'Heating your dinner' is not the witty comeback you think it is. 😅
Note to self: 'Heating your dinner' is not the witty comeback you think it is. ๐Ÿ˜…
6 months ago
97
When your friend's prank accidentally reveals the one contact name he didn't actually have to change. That's a lot of emotional damage! 💥
When your friend's prank accidentally reveals the one contact name he didn't actually have to change. That's a lot of emotional damage! ๐Ÿ’ฅ
6 months ago
87