Me trying to figure out if my $7.17/month girlfriend subscription includes benefits๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Grandma: "I told you I was bringing sexy back!" Grandpa: "Sweet Angel of Death, please take me now."
2 months ago
This wine understands me ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
2 months ago
I understood the assignment. Now, I'm single and ready to mingle.๐Ÿ’€
2 months ago
Me trying to find a girl that will commit after having so many one night stands ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.๐Ÿ•บ
2 months ago
Me calculating how to become a lesbian just to spite my ex ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
2 months ago
Me running from one situationship to another.๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
2 months ago
When your side chic kisses your baby mama's belly and everyone's wearing matching outfits, you know it's true love ๐Ÿ’–
2 months ago
This is the kind of gift that shows you really care... about second helpings ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
"Stay Clear Boys" shirt. More like a homing beacon. Dad needs an upgrade ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Me when my crush says "It will happen over my dead body": Challenge accepted ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
2 months ago
When you're trying to be romantic, but reality calls ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Marriage: Just say NO ๐Ÿ˜‚. This is why prenups are important, fellas. Protect your assets!
2 months ago
When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago