And that, kids, is how I learned to sleep on the couch. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
23 days ago
Why play the whole game when you can just skip to the final boss? ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜‚
28 days ago
This best man is getting either a standing ovation or a punch in the face. No in-between. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽค
29 days ago
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie... then I did the math ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ’€
29 days ago
The family reunion just got a whole lot more interesting! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿงฌ
1 month ago
When you shoot your shot and it gets instantly blocked ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™
1 month ago
When 'Monster' isn't quite the name she had in mind! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿฅค
1 month ago
From cake to flushed real quick ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ
2 months ago
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FriendzoneChronicles
2 months ago
She said: "It's me or the beer!" Anyway...๐Ÿบ
2 months ago
Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Me hiding the engagement ring somewhere in the house so she won't find it before I propose. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
He cheated, so she gave him a "shitty" surprise ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When your marketing team understands the assignment ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago