Me when my crush says "It will happen over my dead body": Challenge accepted 😈
1 month ago
When you're trying to be romantic, but reality calls 🚽😂
1 month ago
Marriage: Just say NO 😂. This is why prenups are important, fellas. Protect your assets!
1 month ago
When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep 😂
1 month ago
Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? 🤔 Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! 😂
1 month ago
A good wife brings balance to a man's tractor... I mean, a good wife brings balance to a man's life 😂
1 month ago
Friend zone is a dangerous place. Many fall, few escape 😂
1 month ago
When your wife is more interested in the catch of the day than your actual catch 😂
1 month ago
Me and my husband haven't slept since Saturday because we made a pact to never go to bed angry. It's Wednesday, send coffee and backup.
1 month ago
When your ex's new boyfriend asks how the "used goods" are, but you're packing more than just two inches. 😏
1 month ago
She wasn't mad about the photo. She's jealous that the dog has a nicer car than her 🚗😂
1 month ago
She said, if you get a tattoo of my initial, I’ll go out with you. Now I’m single with a permanent ‘K’ on my wrist. 😭
1 month ago
"How to start flirting with a woman" Step 1: Approach with confidence Step 2: Gently tap her with your foot to get her attention Step 3: Run🏃‍♂️💨
1 month ago
Guess he wasn't ready for that kind of commitment 😂 #ByeFelicia #PregnancyScare #SeeYaLater
1 month ago
"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" "Yes. All the others were nines or tens." Me: 😂 I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
1 month ago