When she's 5'0 and he's 6'10, it's not a relationship, it's a long-distance communication ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When your ex gained weight after breakup and you are like: Nailed it! ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
3 months ago
Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over. Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude. Our relationship is what? Over.
3 months ago
When your liberal minded lesbian neighbors ask for your help conceiving a child "the old fashioned way" and you've been trying to knock them up for 6 months after getting a vasectomy last year ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
3 months ago
Me trying to figure out if my $7.17/month girlfriend subscription includes benefits๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Grandma: "I told you I was bringing sexy back!" Grandpa: "Sweet Angel of Death, please take me now."
3 months ago
This wine understands me ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
3 months ago
I understood the assignment. Now, I'm single and ready to mingle.๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
Me trying to find a girl that will commit after having so many one night stands ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.๐Ÿ•บ
3 months ago
Me calculating how to become a lesbian just to spite my ex ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
3 months ago
Me running from one situationship to another.๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
3 months ago
When your side chic kisses your baby mama's belly and everyone's wearing matching outfits, you know it's true love ๐Ÿ’–
3 months ago