This guy deserves an award for the greatest comeback ever 😂
1 month ago
Self-defense for women 101 😂. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! 😉
1 month ago
When your wife says "Tie me to the bed and do whatever you want" and you take her literally 😂
1 month ago
My girlfriend is like my life... I don't have one 😂
1 month ago
Me trying to carefully approach my wife after I left the toilet seat up.
1 month ago
When your girlfriend's solo pics get way more likes than your couple pics, but you know the real ones are coming to the wedding 😂
1 month ago
When you gotta coordinate pick-up and drop-off times with the side chick so she doesn't run into the main girl 😂 #RiskyBusiness
1 month ago
Me trying to be mature and break up with someone nicely vs. me 5 minutes later realizing they don't care 😂
1 month ago
Me and the boys eliminating the problem 🗿
1 month ago
Celebrating a decade of love, or as the locals call it, 'Exhibit A'. 😂
1 month ago
When your girl says it's over, but you work in construction and don't hear so well because of the loud noises. 😂
1 month ago
Me pretending to care when my toxic ex texts me saying she's having a bad day 😂
1 month ago
My wife was sad, so I showed her my boobs. Apparently, that doesn't work both ways. 😂 #marriagehumor #genderroles #relatable
1 month ago
Me trying to find out if she's really into me or just being polite 😂
1 month ago
She's mad he paid for it, he's mad he didn't have to 😂
1 month ago