The ultimate 'I told you so' moment in a marriage. ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
When you try to de-escalate but accidentally choose the 'start World War 3' dialogue option. ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
The struggle for a Splenda papa is real. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
3 months ago
Found it in the right section. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ“š
3 months ago
Romance is dead, but sarcasm is very much alive. ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’จ
3 months ago
My brain's spam filter is working perfectly. ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Sorry, babe, the morning agenda has been updated. You're not going anywhere. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ˆ
3 months ago
When your job title sounds important but the job description is 'don't talk to me' ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ
3 months ago
And that, kids, is how I learned to sleep on the couch. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
3 months ago
Why play the whole game when you can just skip to the final boss? ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
This best man is getting either a standing ovation or a punch in the face. No in-between. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽค
3 months ago
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie... then I did the math ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
The family reunion just got a whole lot more interesting! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿงฌ
4 months ago
When you shoot your shot and it gets instantly blocked ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™
4 months ago
When 'Monster' isn't quite the name she had in mind! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿฅค
4 months ago