God accidentally added a pinch of assholes to Earth. Oops. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 months ago
Me realizing hell might be the better option after seeing what some people consider "heavenly" company ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 months ago
When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When you try to explain atheism to your religious grandma ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
If this is the plot of a movie it would be hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚. I mean an invisible man gets bored and creates the entire world just to have someone to praise him? Sounds like someone needs a hobby! ๐Ÿคช
4 months ago
Me trying to figure out which religion to follow so I don't end up in hell: ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ”ฅ
4 months ago
It's fine to have one, and it's okay to be proud of it. But please, keep it in your pants! Nobody wants to see it waving around in public, and certainly not shoved down our children's throats. #Religion #Boundaries #Respect
4 months ago
Molly's science teacher: The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Molly: No, it's a few thousand years old and God made it. Molly's Mom on Facebook: So proud of my little scientist! ๐Ÿ™Œ
4 months ago
Happiness is submission to GODZILLA!๐Ÿฆ–
4 months ago
The ultimate dilemma:๐Ÿฅ“ or๐Ÿ‘ฉ? Centuries of debate and we're still no closer to a definitive answer. Guess some questions are just too important to resolve. ๐Ÿค”
4 months ago
Jesus hung out with 12 guys and a prostitute. He was more like me than like you. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When you finally get to the beach after a long week of studying the Torah ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒŠ
4 months ago
One is called devoted, the other is called oppressed. ๐Ÿค”
4 months ago
How to raise a child: Step 1: Remove their critical thinking skills. Step 2: Fill the void with fear and dogma. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit!
4 months ago
God, if you're up there, I have one question for you: WHY IS MY G-SPOT SO HARD TO FIND?! ๐Ÿค”
4 months ago