When you realize the McRib is back, but then find out it's for a limited time only ๐Ÿ˜ญ
10 days ago
When your mom tells you to do the dishes, citing Ecclesiastes 9:10 ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 days ago
Jesus: "When they said, 'no more nails,' I thought they were joking! ๐Ÿ˜‚"
10 days ago
When you realize that your prayers haven't been answered, and a tank is heading right towards you, it might be time to start questioning if Allah is really on your side ๐Ÿค”
10 days ago
When you win an argument by arguing in a circle ๐Ÿ˜‚
19 days ago
God: *smites a city* Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple* Me: I'm seeing a pattern here ๐Ÿค”
20 days ago
"God protect me...from these heathens and their bad aim!"
20 days ago
My face when they start singing "All I Want for Christmas Is You" in November ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
Jesus takes love to a whole new level! ๐Ÿ™โœจ๐Ÿ’จ
24 days ago
๐ŸŒ€ When your strongest opinion is from the 1700s... #ThrowbackBeliefs ๐Ÿ“œ
24 days ago
When you're stuck in a tough spot, but the song insists ๐Ÿ˜‚โœ‹
24 days ago
When the church sign guy needs a divine spell-check ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜†
24 days ago
Cruising into the weekend with my best bro, JC ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ›น. Double the fun, double the miracles, double the gnarly tricks! ๐Ÿค˜
24 days ago
When your friends dare you to do the most blasphemous thing you can think of in a museum ๐Ÿ˜‚
24 days ago
Me choosing logic and reason over illogical ancient myths๐Ÿ˜‚
25 days ago