Molly's science teacher: The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Molly: No, it's a few thousand years old and God made it. Molly's Mom on Facebook: So proud of my little scientist! ๐Ÿ™Œ
3 months ago
Happiness is submission to GODZILLA!๐Ÿฆ–
3 months ago
The ultimate dilemma:๐Ÿฅ“ or๐Ÿ‘ฉ? Centuries of debate and we're still no closer to a definitive answer. Guess some questions are just too important to resolve. ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
Jesus hung out with 12 guys and a prostitute. He was more like me than like you. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you finally get to the beach after a long week of studying the Torah ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒŠ
3 months ago
One is called devoted, the other is called oppressed. ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
How to raise a child: Step 1: Remove their critical thinking skills. Step 2: Fill the void with fear and dogma. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit!
3 months ago
God, if you're up there, I have one question for you: WHY IS MY G-SPOT SO HARD TO FIND?! ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
Jesus: *Wakes up after 2000 years* "My wounds still hurt!" Angels: "It's time for your second coming!" Jesus: "Nah, it's payback time."๐Ÿ˜ˆ
3 months ago
98% of every group is chill, the other 2% make you question humanity ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
This is some high-level humor ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
3 months ago
Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." Barber: "Go away Jesus" ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary ๐ŸŽบ๐Ÿคซ
3 months ago