Jehovah's Witnesses be like: "We don't do Halloween!" Me: "I guess they already get enough random people knocking on their door..." 😂
3 months ago
When you're an atheist, but your parents are not 😂
3 months ago
Jesus looking up to heaven like: "C'mon guys, at least *try* to sin a little! I didn't die for *nothing*." 😂
3 months ago
When you get your period and feel like Jesus is with you. 🙏🩸
3 months ago
Me explaining to my priest how I speedran all 7 deadly sins before Sunday mass.
3 months ago
Jesus be like: "Do you even lift bro?"😂💪
4 months ago
God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...🤔
4 months ago
This guy really needs to read the fine print before getting a tattoo. 🤦‍♂️
4 months ago
So, basically every religion started as a cult? 🤔
4 months ago
Jesus said "Let the little children come to me," not "Let the little lambs come to me."
4 months ago
"I'm gonna own those atheists by posting about Jesus on Facebook using my iPhone!" 😂
4 months ago
When you mistake the sun for the son of God 😂
4 months ago
Me trying to explain NFTs to my grandpa
4 months ago
When bedtime stories sound a little *too* unbelievable 😂 #BibleStories #DadLife #SkepticalKid
4 months ago
Me trying to be respectful of different religions but also not wanting to clutter my brain with thousands of years of mythology and fairy tales.🤦🤦
4 months ago