Cops, then vs now. Always serving and protecting... donuts.🍩😂
Cops, then vs now. Always serving and protecting... donuts.๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
242
When your baby auditions for 'The Next Top Supervillain' 😂🍼
When your baby auditions for 'The Next Top Supervillain' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿผ
1 year ago
333
Me vibing to "Mr. Brightside" at 2 AM while scrubbing the bathroom floor after coming back from the club
Me vibing to "Mr. Brightside" at 2 AM while scrubbing the bathroom floor after coming back from the club
1 year ago
312
Me pretending to be shocked that 99.9% of people would rather post about snow on Facebook than actually go outside and touch grass 😂
Me pretending to be shocked that 99.9% of people would rather post about snow on Facebook than actually go outside and touch grass ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
180
When you gotta go, you gotta go...but make it adorable. (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)
When you gotta go, you gotta go...but make it adorable. (โ โ‰งโ โ–ฝโ โ‰ฆโ )
1 year ago
309
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your 🍆 into the 🕳️, then it's like riding a 🐂.  🤠
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your ๐Ÿ† into the ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ, then it's like riding a ๐Ÿ‚. ๐Ÿค 
1 year ago
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My boss checking on me after I called in sick for one (1) day. The grind never stops. 💀
My boss checking on me after I called in sick for one (1) day. The grind never stops. ๐Ÿ’€
5 months ago
268
When customer service meets dark humor 😂📞
When customer service meets dark humor ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ž
1 year ago
270
Me: *gets Hepatitis B*
Dad: "B? Why not Hepatitis A+?" 😞
Me: *gets Hepatitis B* Dad: "B? Why not Hepatitis A+?" ๐Ÿ˜ž
1 year ago
193
Houston, you are SO in trouble when she gets back to Earth. You just know she wanted you to notice the new crater she made. 🙄
Houston, you are SO in trouble when she gets back to Earth. You just know she wanted you to notice the new crater she made. ๐Ÿ™„
5 months ago
205
When you finally convince your parents to let you stay up late to play video games and it's already 12:23 AM. 🕹️😴
When you finally convince your parents to let you stay up late to play video games and it's already 12:23 AM. ๐Ÿ•น๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
327
When your past self is the real MVP. Ordering pizza for your future high self
When your past self is the real MVP. Ordering pizza for your future high self
1 year ago
343
Me holding you vs me holding myself back from kissing you all the time 😂
Me holding you vs me holding myself back from kissing you all the time ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
340
Me trying to cancel my student loans
Me trying to cancel my student loans
1 year ago
244
The scientific method for going from 'dreamy' to 'creepy' in one shave. 🧔‍♂️➡️🥸
The scientific method for going from 'dreamy' to 'creepy' in one shave. ๐Ÿง”โ€โ™‚๏ธโžก๏ธ๐Ÿฅธ
1 year ago
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