My entire existence was erased for Ghostbusters II. I ain't afraid of no ghost, but I am afraid of my parents' priorities. 👻📼
My entire existence was erased for Ghostbusters II. I ain't afraid of no ghost, but I am afraid of my parents' priorities. ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ“ผ
9 months ago
208
When you want to troll someone before they even open the gift 😂
When you want to troll someone before they even open the gift ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
135
When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot 🥕💣
When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ’ฃ
1 year ago
244
When pirating is smoother than a DVD intro marathon 🍿💻
When pirating is smoother than a DVD intro marathon ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
167
When bumper stickers go from 0 to 100 real quick. 🚗💥
When bumper stickers go from 0 to 100 real quick. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
156
Me and my dog praying for more treats 🙏
Me and my dog praying for more treats ๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
148
When your friend says they handled your investments during the stock market crash and you're about to find out if you're now a millionaire or living under a bridge
When your friend says they handled your investments during the stock market crash and you're about to find out if you're now a millionaire or living under a bridge
1 year ago
178
"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" 
"Yes. All the others were nines or tens." 
Me: 😂 I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" "Yes. All the others were nines or tens." Me: ๐Ÿ˜‚ I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
1 year ago
235
When the genie gives you two great options, but you forget which one you chose 😂
When the genie gives you two great options, but you forget which one you chose ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
218
When your crush says they are feeling more suicidal than usual and your first thought is "lemme smash" 💀
When your crush says they are feeling more suicidal than usual and your first thought is "lemme smash" ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
278
Me trying to summon a genie from my new teapot. Turns out it was just a regular teapot filled with tea. 😭
Me trying to summon a genie from my new teapot. Turns out it was just a regular teapot filled with tea. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
230
Me trying to decipher which language my takeout menu is in.
Me trying to decipher which language my takeout menu is in.
1 year ago
140
Making friends by trash-talking Trump in the men's restroom 🚽😂
Making friends by trash-talking Trump in the men's restroom ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
306
Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. 🤔
Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
248
When they know your weakness is crispy bacon 🥓💸
When they know your weakness is crispy bacon ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
250