When you hear about an explosion at a pie factory and 3.14159265 raccoons were found dead. 🤔😂
When you hear about an explosion at a pie factory and 3.14159265 raccoons were found dead. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
138
When your carpooling includes a car workshop and a skydeck 🚗🔧☕️
When your carpooling includes a car workshop and a skydeck ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ”งโ˜•๏ธ
1 year ago
220
When you're tired of being a peasant and want to become a king... or queen 👑 (if you know what I mean 😉)
When you're tired of being a peasant and want to become a king... or queen ๐Ÿ‘‘ (if you know what I mean ๐Ÿ˜‰)
1 year ago
175
Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you."
Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that 😂"
Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you." Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that ๐Ÿ˜‚"
1 year ago
191
When you try to explain atheism to your religious grandma 😂
When you try to explain atheism to your religious grandma ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
114
When Mars is on your mind, nothing else matters! 🚀😂
When Mars is on your mind, nothing else matters! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
238
When you desperately need to hump and donโ€™t care who it is ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
159
When you realize it's not a glitch in the matrix 😮➡️🤯
When you realize it's not a glitch in the matrix ๐Ÿ˜ฎโžก๏ธ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
214
When you look good on the outside but your soul is still running on villain mode. 😈✨
When you look good on the outside but your soul is still running on villain mode. ๐Ÿ˜ˆโœจ
10 months ago
239
When 'bookmark sync' leads to unexpected surprises 😅📚
When 'bookmark sync' leads to unexpected surprises ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
203
When the menu's vibe is more 'moo' than 'vegan stew'! 🚖🥗
When the menu's vibe is more 'moo' than 'vegan stew'! ๐Ÿš–๐Ÿฅ—
1 year ago
263
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
1 year ago
168
Me trying to negotiate with my teacher for better grades 😂
Me trying to negotiate with my teacher for better grades ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
109
He doesn't even know the trouble he's in. The audacity he had in my subconscious last night... 😤
He doesn't even know the trouble he's in. The audacity he had in my subconscious last night... ๐Ÿ˜ค
8 months ago
240
When you've got your priorities straight but your brain doesn't get it 🤦‍♂️🍻
When you've got your priorities straight but your brain doesn't get it ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿป
1 year ago
227