Commissioner Gordon: We need Batman!  The Bat Signal: 😳 Batman:
Commissioner Gordon: We need Batman! The Bat Signal: ๐Ÿ˜ณ Batman:
1 year ago
165
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is the villain. The other gives away your secrets for money and is man of the year. 🤔
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is the villain. The other gives away your secrets for money and is man of the year. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
119
Wait, so the good guys' big ceremony was based on *that*? George, we need to talk... 🤨
Wait, so the good guys' big ceremony was based on *that*? George, we need to talk... ๐Ÿคจ
11 months ago
200
Me trying to peel a lemon like an orange so I don't have to cut it 🍋
Me trying to peel a lemon like an orange so I don't have to cut it ๐Ÿ‹
1 year ago
218
Forget cold showers, the secret to holiness is a raw potato. 🥔
Forget cold showers, the secret to holiness is a raw potato. ๐Ÿฅ”
11 months ago
158
When the sign is brutally honest 😂. No sugarcoating here, just pure, unadulterated truth. It's like the sign is saying, 'Look, I'm not going to lie to you, if you hit me, you're about to have a REALLY bad day.'
When the sign is brutally honest ๐Ÿ˜‚. No sugarcoating here, just pure, unadulterated truth. It's like the sign is saying, 'Look, I'm not going to lie to you, if you hit me, you're about to have a REALLY bad day.'
1 year ago
172
Steve Jobs: I said netbooks are cheap and not good. Bill Gates: Yup. Steve Jobs: Well now they are just not good.
Steve Jobs: I said netbooks are cheap and not good. Bill Gates: Yup. Steve Jobs: Well now they are just not good.
1 year ago
112
When the Empire gets into the holiday spirit 🎄🍬
When the Empire gets into the holiday spirit ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿฌ
1 year ago
237
When Bruce Willis takes "Amazing Race" a bit too literally 😂
When Bruce Willis takes "Amazing Race" a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
177
Even as a baby, she's the Mother of Dragons 🐉👶
Even as a baby, she's the Mother of Dragons ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
166
When you find out your arranged marriage is actually a good thing 😏
When you find out your arranged marriage is actually a good thing ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
181
When your life goals take a detour... 🏃‍♂️🧦 #PlotTwist
When your life goals take a detour... ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿงฆ #PlotTwist
1 year ago
161
Some wishes are so cursed even the genie has to add a new rule just for you. 📜✍️
Some wishes are so cursed even the genie has to add a new rule just for you. ๐Ÿ“œโœ๏ธ
13 days ago
52
When reverse psychology backfires... my floors have never been cleaner! 🧹😂 #ParentingWin
When reverse psychology backfires... my floors have never been cleaner! ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿ˜‚ #ParentingWin
1 year ago
227
When you accidentally open your third eye at the pool, cause chlorine stings...
When you accidentally open your third eye at the pool, cause chlorine stings...
1 year ago
121