When you're so rich, your bed is made of money, but your spam folder is full of desperate pleas for help 😂
When you're so rich, your bed is made of money, but your spam folder is full of desperate pleas for help ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
157
Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945. The Nazis surrendered on May 7th, 1945. Coincidence? I think not. Chuck Norris doesn't negotiate with terrorists, he roundhouse kicks them into oblivion.
Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945. The Nazis surrendered on May 7th, 1945. Coincidence? I think not. Chuck Norris doesn't negotiate with terrorists, he roundhouse kicks them into oblivion.
1 year ago
286
When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test 😂
When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
122
When someone asks for the source on basic biology. 🧬😂
When someone asks for the source on basic biology. ๐Ÿงฌ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
224
When you try to stay serious but that Carlton dance pops in your head! 😂🕺
When you try to stay serious but that Carlton dance pops in your head! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
267
This hat speaks volumes. Literally. And it's thirsty for something stronger than political discourse. 🍹🍸
This hat speaks volumes. Literally. And it's thirsty for something stronger than political discourse. ๐Ÿน๐Ÿธ
1 year ago
269
When you ask a billionaire how he became a billionaire 😂
When you ask a billionaire how he became a billionaire ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
197
Me trying to convince my friends to watch Vikings with me ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
318
If I could go back to being 14, I'd make so many new and improved mistakes. Experience is a great teacher. 😂
If I could go back to being 14, I'd make so many new and improved mistakes. Experience is a great teacher. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
192
Girls vs Boys during puberty 😂
Girls vs Boys during puberty ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
220
Microsoft's vision for Windows 10: One product family, one platform, one Reich. 🙋‍♂️
Microsoft's vision for Windows 10: One product family, one platform, one Reich. ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ
3 months ago
180
When the FBI recommends Tor for your 'anonymity' but you use a VPN on top of it just to be safe. 😎
When the FBI recommends Tor for your 'anonymity' but you use a VPN on top of it just to be safe. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
3 months ago
203
Women: Masters of the decision-making flowchart! 👠👜🥂
Women: Masters of the decision-making flowchart! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿฅ‚
1 year ago
252
I see what you did there with the Japanese characters for "woman" and "noisy" 😂.  Pretty accurate, if I do say so myself!🤫
I see what you did there with the Japanese characters for "woman" and "noisy" ๐Ÿ˜‚. Pretty accurate, if I do say so myself!๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
152
Facebook taught me two things: 1. There are some incredibly brilliant people in the world. 2. They're outnumbered by people who share minion memes and argue about politics in the comments section 😂
Facebook taught me two things: 1. There are some incredibly brilliant people in the world. 2. They're outnumbered by people who share minion memes and argue about politics in the comments section ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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