When you're lured by 'free candy' and end up with a spooky surprise! 🎃🍬👻
When you're lured by 'free candy' and end up with a spooky surprise! ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ‘ป
1 year ago
118
When your movie review backfires 😂🎬
When your movie review backfires ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽฌ
1 year ago
297
This golf shop offers a marriage protection plan for only $4.95. Best investment a golfer can make! 😂🤫
This golf shop offers a marriage protection plan for only $4.95. Best investment a golfer can make! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคซ
8 months ago
397
When you see the train drifting but your stop is next 😂
When you see the train drifting but your stop is next ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
248
When your friend says they're not going to drink much tonight ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
295
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* 
Me: "Newton, what are you doing?"
Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. 🌈"
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* Me: "Newton, what are you doing?" Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. ๐ŸŒˆ"
1 year ago
266
When your logic is as deep as the water Jesus walked on 🤔💦 #MindBlown
When your logic is as deep as the water Jesus walked on ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฆ #MindBlown
1 year ago
245
When life gives you emails, learn to Ctrl+Z! 😂📧
When life gives you emails, learn to Ctrl+Z! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ง
1 year ago
290
Thanks, Google, for the information I definitely didn't need. BRB, going to the zoo for... research. 🦝
Thanks, Google, for the information I definitely didn't need. BRB, going to the zoo for... research. ๐Ÿฆ
10 days ago
44
When your brain, heart, and lungs team up for a workout roast session 🤔🏃‍♂️💭
When your brain, heart, and lungs team up for a workout roast session ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ญ
1 year ago
247
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie. Must be one messy sandwich. 🥪🤢
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie. Must be one messy sandwich. ๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿคข
1 month ago
77
This is my dog. He's licensed to kill... boredom. 😂
This is my dog. He's licensed to kill... boredom. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
335
When you accidentally wear your MAGA shirt to the African safari
When you accidentally wear your MAGA shirt to the African safari
1 year ago
299
Me trying to figure out what time it is after daylight savings 😴
Me trying to figure out what time it is after daylight savings ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
161
Angry Birds 9/11 Edition. Finally, a game that lets you express your inner terrorist.
Angry Birds 9/11 Edition. Finally, a game that lets you express your inner terrorist.
1 year ago
253