When Pinocchio identifies as firewood 🔥
When Pinocchio identifies as firewood ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
214
"I stand with gay people" 🏳️‍🌈 proceeds to sit
"I stand with gay people" ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ proceeds to sit
1 year ago
137
When you accidentally trip in football but pretend to be fouled ๐Ÿ˜‚โšฝ๏ธ
1 year ago
208
Me trying to figure out if my bad decisions are my fault or it's just quantum mechanics messing with me 🤔
Me trying to figure out if my bad decisions are my fault or it's just quantum mechanics messing with me ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
199
When you run out of cannonballs, so you launch the entire tank instead 🚀💥
When you run out of cannonballs, so you launch the entire tank instead ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
175
My computer after seeing me online 24/7: "Dude, please, go outside, meet someone. I'm worried for you."
My computer after seeing me online 24/7: "Dude, please, go outside, meet someone. I'm worried for you."
1 year ago
175
A global history lesson in 'moving on' vs. 'still checking the colonial receipts'. 🧾
A global history lesson in 'moving on' vs. 'still checking the colonial receipts'. ๐Ÿงพ
4 months ago
244
When you're so late you summon the gods of time 😂⏰
When you're so late you summon the gods of time ๐Ÿ˜‚โฐ
1 year ago
166
When your supportive nature crosses into 'tiger-ly' awkward territory 🐅😂
When your supportive nature crosses into 'tiger-ly' awkward territory ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
211
POV: You’re enjoying the view of Calgary after your trip to Everest without an oxygen tank.
POV: Youโ€™re enjoying the view of Calgary after your trip to Everest without an oxygen tank.
1 year ago
165
When your friend asks you to help him move and you realize he lives on the 10th floor with no elevator ๐Ÿ˜‚ #curbyourenthusiasm #larrydavid #movingday
1 year ago
163
Anakin really took "bring balance to the Force" a bit too literally 🤔
Anakin really took "bring balance to the Force" a bit too literally ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
148
When your boss makes 💰 but dental coverage is 'a stretch' 🤔💸
When your boss makes ๐Ÿ’ฐ but dental coverage is 'a stretch' ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ธ
11 months ago
237
Me calculating if I have enough time to sleep more after waking up at 7 am. Result: It's scientifically proven, I can sleep for 10 more minutes.
Me calculating if I have enough time to sleep more after waking up at 7 am. Result: It's scientifically proven, I can sleep for 10 more minutes.
1 year ago
188
T'Challa walked right into that one. Batman's comeback game is stronger than any vibranium suit. 💀
T'Challa walked right into that one. Batman's comeback game is stronger than any vibranium suit. ๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
199