Me when the clouds roll in during a Lunar Eclipse 🤬
Me when the clouds roll in during a Lunar Eclipse ๐Ÿคฌ
1 year ago
99
When you let your 5 year old daughter design your car's interior 😂
When you let your 5 year old daughter design your car's interior ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
71
Beavers hundreds of thousands of years ago were living better than some Africans now. 😂
Beavers hundreds of thousands of years ago were living better than some Africans now. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
73
When the need for Zelda surpasses family ties ⚡🕹️
When the need for Zelda surpasses family ties โšก๐Ÿ•น๏ธ
1 year ago
95
Me explaining why I don't have tattoos: "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?"💅
Me explaining why I don't have tattoos: "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?"๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
127
Unless you're signaling me to launch a fighter jet off an aircraft carrier, I'm probably going to miss the hint. 🤷‍♂️
Unless you're signaling me to launch a fighter jet off an aircraft carrier, I'm probably going to miss the hint. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
3 months ago
113
When you ask your domme to go easy on you because you have a presentation tomorrow and can't afford to sit down
When you ask your domme to go easy on you because you have a presentation tomorrow and can't afford to sit down
1 year ago
81
When fashion advice comes from a questionable source 🤨🧸
When fashion advice comes from a questionable source ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿงธ
1 year ago
153
The evolution of photographers. From simple phone snapshots to full-blown camouflage and telephoto lenses, the dedication to capturing the perfect shot is real. 😂
The evolution of photographers. From simple phone snapshots to full-blown camouflage and telephoto lenses, the dedication to capturing the perfect shot is real. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
118
When you wish for intelligence, logic, and driving skills but the wishing well grants you the embodiment of a middle manager instead. POOF! 💨
When you wish for intelligence, logic, and driving skills but the wishing well grants you the embodiment of a middle manager instead. POOF! ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
128
They told me to find the difference between these two pictures... but they're the same picture. 😂
They told me to find the difference between these two pictures... but they're the same picture. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
228
When you're the Swan 🦢 in a world full of Ducks 🦆✨
When you're the Swan ๐Ÿฆข in a world full of Ducks ๐Ÿฆ†โœจ
10 months ago
90
When immortality comes with unexpected side effects 😂🧛‍♂️
When immortality comes with unexpected side effects ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
80
Airbnb vs. Hotel: One comes with endless rules and a hefty cleaning deposit, the other with a predictable, boring room and peace of mind. Choose your fighter! 😂
Airbnb vs. Hotel: One comes with endless rules and a hefty cleaning deposit, the other with a predictable, boring room and peace of mind. Choose your fighter! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
101
Teaching kids new words can be fun... until mom shows up 😬
Teaching kids new words can be fun... until mom shows up ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
102