Single? Just make a heart-shaped egg. Problem solved! ❤️
Single? Just make a heart-shaped egg. Problem solved! โค๏ธ
1 year ago
342
Me trying to convince myself to stop crying and go touch some grass: "Stop crying. You're wasting good mascara and main character energy."
Me trying to convince myself to stop crying and go touch some grass: "Stop crying. You're wasting good mascara and main character energy."
1 year ago
368
Me after forgetting why I went into the kitchen, grabbing a soda and chilling on the couch, just to realize my diabetic gf is dying in the other room because I forgot her insulin in the fridge 😂
Me after forgetting why I went into the kitchen, grabbing a soda and chilling on the couch, just to realize my diabetic gf is dying in the other room because I forgot her insulin in the fridge ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
180
🌍 When you're the planet with an identity crisis! 🤔
๐ŸŒ When you're the planet with an identity crisis! ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
225
Evil-Lyn: "A woman's intuition is never wrong!"
Skeletor: "Way too many single mothers for this to be true."
Evil-Lyn: "A woman's intuition is never wrong!" Skeletor: "Way too many single mothers for this to be true."
1 year ago
186
Me pretending to be shocked by the contents of my acceptance letter to Hogwarts
Me pretending to be shocked by the contents of my acceptance letter to Hogwarts
1 year ago
369
What's up, Doc? Oh nothing, just taking a leak. Don't make it weird. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿšฝ
1 year ago
480
POV: You're chosen for the premium slave experience 🎢
POV: You're chosen for the premium slave experience ๐ŸŽข
1 year ago
317
When your car knows the ending before you do! 🚗📚
When your car knows the ending before you do! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
189
These logos went from their teenage angst phase to their 'I have a 401k and pay my mortgage on time' phase.
These logos went from their teenage angst phase to their 'I have a 401k and pay my mortgage on time' phase.
1 year ago
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🍳 Breaking Eggs for Equality! Google's grand strategy for diversity: making the salad emoji safe for vegans 🌿😂 #EgglessRevolution #TechHumor
๐Ÿณ Breaking Eggs for Equality! Google's grand strategy for diversity: making the salad emoji safe for vegans ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿ˜‚ #EgglessRevolution #TechHumor
1 year ago
226
When the Constitution only has room for lawyers 😂🩺
When the Constitution only has room for lawyers ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฉบ
1 year ago
376
Ranji's daily commute is the stuff of legends! 😂 For just $2, witness the hilarity of a one-legged, one-armed, one-eyed 9-year-old navigating 7 miles on a rusty, one-pedaled bike. 🚴😂
Ranji's daily commute is the stuff of legends! ๐Ÿ˜‚ For just $2, witness the hilarity of a one-legged, one-armed, one-eyed 9-year-old navigating 7 miles on a rusty, one-pedaled bike. ๐Ÿšด๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
361
When your neighbor’s upgrade drama is more intense than your PC build! 🤦‍♂️💻 #KarenStrikesAgain
When your neighborโ€™s upgrade drama is more intense than your PC build! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ป #KarenStrikesAgain
1 year ago
310
Me trying to impress my crush by sliding down the railing. ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
267