When you trade your star for some power-up mushrooms
1 year ago
368
That friendly 1 a.m. reminder that Zuck is always watching. 👀
That friendly 1 a.m. reminder that Zuck is always watching. ๐Ÿ‘€
11 months ago
301
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti 🍷
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti ๐Ÿท
1 year ago
140
When your parents said to avoid strangers but recess is over and it's time to go home.
When your parents said to avoid strangers but recess is over and it's time to go home.
1 year ago
204
He chose violence and will now be sleeping on the couch indefinitely. 💀
He chose violence and will now be sleeping on the couch indefinitely. ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
228
Connecticut Welcomes You!
Birthplace of George W. Bush
We Apologize 😂
Connecticut Welcomes You! Birthplace of George W. Bush We Apologize ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
212
When you water your plants but are worried they might grow up to be weeds 😂
When you water your plants but are worried they might grow up to be weeds ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
162
Me trying to figure out how I went from a straight-A student to a professional napper.😴
Me trying to figure out how I went from a straight-A student to a professional napper.๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
283
When your dick touches the toilet water and you get an instant hardon
When your dick touches the toilet water and you get an instant hardon
1 year ago
223
Skeletor dropping some real-world wisdom that no one asked for but everyone needed. The toilet seat paradox is real. 🚽🤔
Skeletor dropping some real-world wisdom that no one asked for but everyone needed. The toilet seat paradox is real. ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿค”
9 months ago
322
Me trying to explain to my mom that caffeine and alcohol are drugs too 😂
Me trying to explain to my mom that caffeine and alcohol are drugs too ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
141
When Bigfoot takes a day off and Tinyweener fills in! 👣🦶😂
When Bigfoot takes a day off and Tinyweener fills in! ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
300
When you want to set the expectations straight from the beginning 😂
When you want to set the expectations straight from the beginning ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
143
POV: You are trying to find the "The most useless machine" on the internet ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
136
When you're trying to sleep in but your roommate's already up playing Mario Kart ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
295