When you realize it's not an insulin shot💉. 
Just kidding 😂 Get your vaccines, people! 💪
When you realize it's not an insulin shot๐Ÿ’‰. Just kidding ๐Ÿ˜‚ Get your vaccines, people! ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
199
Me trying to explain to the waiter that I only ordered one coffee and not the entire menu.
Me trying to explain to the waiter that I only ordered one coffee and not the entire menu.
1 year ago
287
When even the storms want to make 'Merica great again, but we'll just say NO-se to José! 🌪️🇺🇸
When even the storms want to make 'Merica great again, but we'll just say NO-se to Josรฉ! ๐ŸŒช๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year ago
143
Me trying to convince my friends to watch Vikings with me ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
265
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
1 year ago
206
When you really want to make sure your point gets across 💥🎯
When you really want to make sure your point gets across ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŽฏ
1 year ago
234
First date logic: Keep it classy, but get ready just in case! 😂
First date logic: Keep it classy, but get ready just in case! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
176
One guy sold stolen ideas and got called Jesus, the other invented C and UNIX and got... ignored? 🤔 The tech world is a strange place. 😂
One guy sold stolen ideas and got called Jesus, the other invented C and UNIX and got... ignored? ๐Ÿค” The tech world is a strange place. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
193
He thought the 'no more Indian food' argument was a checkmate... he was wrong. 💀
He thought the 'no more Indian food' argument was a checkmate... he was wrong. ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
254
When you accidentally stumble upon the hardware store's "White Power Accessories" aisle and realize it's just light switches 💀. #AccidentalRacism #HomeImprovement
When you accidentally stumble upon the hardware store's "White Power Accessories" aisle and realize it's just light switches ๐Ÿ’€. #AccidentalRacism #HomeImprovement
1 year ago
113
🌍 Same phrase, vastly different outcomes! 🚬🪨
๐ŸŒ Same phrase, vastly different outcomes! ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿชจ
1 year ago
237
When life hands you lemons... well, you kinda wish it hadn't 🍋😬
When life hands you lemons... well, you kinda wish it hadn't ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
133
Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary 🎺🤫
Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary ๐ŸŽบ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
177
The difference between long-term value investing and a regular Tuesday in the crypto market. 📉😂
The difference between long-term value investing and a regular Tuesday in the crypto market. ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
138
Hillary's having a real tough time focusing on the task at hand 😂
Hillary's having a real tough time focusing on the task at hand ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
159