When love comes with lasagna and protein bars ❤️🍕💪
When love comes with lasagna and protein bars โค๏ธ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
222
When 'W' isn't just a letter, but a lifetime commitment! 😂💍
When 'W' isn't just a letter, but a lifetime commitment! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
147
Me after downing my 8th glass of water today, trying to shock my poor liver back into functioning 😂
Me after downing my 8th glass of water today, trying to shock my poor liver back into functioning ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
144
You don't cheat death. You just replace it. Chuck Norris got a promotion. 💀
You don't cheat death. You just replace it. Chuck Norris got a promotion. ๐Ÿ’€
4 months ago
230
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend that I don't have motion sickness, I'm just allergic to boats. 🤢
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend that I don't have motion sickness, I'm just allergic to boats. ๐Ÿคข
1 year ago
101
If I could go back to being 14, I'd make so many new and improved mistakes. Experience is a great teacher. 😂
If I could go back to being 14, I'd make so many new and improved mistakes. Experience is a great teacher. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
151
When you take 'what's in your basement' to a whole new level! 🤫🏠
When you take 'what's in your basement' to a whole new level! ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ 
1 year ago
216
When your date drops the biggest red flag imaginable and you're just trying to be supportive. 😂🚩
When your date drops the biggest red flag imaginable and you're just trying to be supportive. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšฉ
4 months ago
166
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. 😬
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
100
Gandalf: "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to... after hitting the ATM."
Gandalf: "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to... after hitting the ATM."
1 year ago
110
When you're minding your own business on the bus and suddenly... ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚ #BusRideFromHell #UnexpectedMoments #Awkward
1 year ago
173
Men produce... 🤔... masterpieces! Like this meme, for example. 😂
Men produce... ๐Ÿค”... masterpieces! Like this meme, for example. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
164
The most unbiased geopolitical analysis you'll ever see. 🌍🧐
The most unbiased geopolitical analysis you'll ever see. ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿง
10 months ago
139
When your little brother tries to play it cool after his first time 😂
When your little brother tries to play it cool after his first time ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
190
When you have to pay the bills but also want to be very clear about your preferences. A true entrepreneur. 💼
When you have to pay the bills but also want to be very clear about your preferences. A true entrepreneur. ๐Ÿ’ผ
2 months ago
152