Modern problems require modern solutions.
Modern problems require modern solutions.
1 year ago
149
Me after checking WebMD for a headache 😂
Me after checking WebMD for a headache ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
191
A very important PSA for cyclists: Red does not mean 'go really fast'. ๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿšฒ
5 months ago
181
Bringing you the hottest science facts and even hotter burns. Your mom is the queen! 🐝🔥
Bringing you the hottest science facts and even hotter burns. Your mom is the queen! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 month ago
117
We live in a society where dropping bombs costs less than feeding people. Priorities, people! 🤔 #WorldHunger #MilitarySpending
We live in a society where dropping bombs costs less than feeding people. Priorities, people! ๐Ÿค” #WorldHunger #MilitarySpending
1 year ago
199
This kid's got 'survivor' on his resume before he can even walk. 💀
This kid's got 'survivor' on his resume before he can even walk. ๐Ÿ’€
2 months ago
149
Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." 
Barber: "Go away Jesus" 😂
Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." Barber: "Go away Jesus" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
216
When wordplay takes an unexpected turn! 😳📚
When wordplay takes an unexpected turn! ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
166
Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies:

"So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." 🤔👶
Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies: "So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
232
Jenny Sparks and Jack Hawksmoor: a love story for the ages. 🥰
Jenny Sparks and Jack Hawksmoor: a love story for the ages. ๐Ÿฅฐ
1 year ago
113
Han Solo's dad jokes are strong with the Force... of annoyance. 🙄
Han Solo's dad jokes are strong with the Force... of annoyance. ๐Ÿ™„
10 months ago
238
Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. 🤔
Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
185
When you master the art of blending in at work 🕵️‍♂️📚 #WhereDidILeaveMyMotivation
When you master the art of blending in at work ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“š #WhereDidILeaveMyMotivation
1 year ago
98
Unless you're signaling me to launch a fighter jet off an aircraft carrier, I'm probably going to miss the hint. 🤷‍♂️
Unless you're signaling me to launch a fighter jet off an aircraft carrier, I'm probably going to miss the hint. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months ago
168
When the ramen craving hits so hard you forget how to be a normal human being. ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ”ฅ
5 months ago
275