When fascism comes to America🇺🇸, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross✝️.  (Sinclair Lewis, definitely not 1835 😂)
When fascism comes to America๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a crossโœ๏ธ. (Sinclair Lewis, definitely not 1835 ๐Ÿ˜‚)
1 year ago
56
When you can't afford the latest Apple logo but you're resourceful af 😂🍎💻
When you can't afford the latest Apple logo but you're resourceful af ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
87
When you and your mini-me match so hard, a DNA test is just a formality. 😂
When you and your mini-me match so hard, a DNA test is just a formality. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
123
When you accidentally pick up all the groceries in one trip and your wife's impressed 💪😂 #seahorsedad
When you accidentally pick up all the groceries in one trip and your wife's impressed ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜‚ #seahorsedad
1 year ago
136
When you've been single for too long and start questioning your life choices 🐷🌕
When you've been single for too long and start questioning your life choices ๐Ÿท๐ŸŒ•
1 year ago
107
When you realize the aquarium glass is interactive and touch sensitive ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
145
When you're the only one in your friend group who knows how to use a mirror.
When you're the only one in your friend group who knows how to use a mirror.
11 months ago
87
Me protecting my virginity like it's the last slice of pizza on earth 🍕🔪
Me protecting my virginity like it's the last slice of pizza on earth ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ”ช
1 year ago
79
It's important to have standards, but it's more important to know when to make an exception. 😉
It's important to have standards, but it's more important to know when to make an exception. ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 month ago
102
When Dexter organizes an event for people who can't come, it's gonna be a... dry run. 💦😂
When Dexter organizes an event for people who can't come, it's gonna be a... dry run. ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
103
This is why we need tail recursion 😂.  #programminghumor #stackoverflow #computerscience
This is why we need tail recursion ๐Ÿ˜‚. #programminghumor #stackoverflow #computerscience
1 year ago
130
"So, I hear you like bad boys?" 
"I open doors for the elderly and the disabled without assistance. And sometimes small children. But never myself."
"So, I hear you like bad boys?" "I open doors for the elderly and the disabled without assistance. And sometimes small children. But never myself."
1 year ago
115
When the wolf shirt is more powerful than your morning coffee 🐺✨
When the wolf shirt is more powerful than your morning coffee ๐Ÿบโœจ
1 year ago
61
Me when Firefox says "There may be times when you don't want other users on your computer to see this information, such as when shopping for a birthday present": 😂
Me when Firefox says "There may be times when you don't want other users on your computer to see this information, such as when shopping for a birthday present": ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
110
Me, realizing I missed out on both the Age of Exploration and interstellar travel: 😭
Me, realizing I missed out on both the Age of Exploration and interstellar travel: ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
62