Monopoly: The only game where luxury tax and jail exist for the rich and they still line up for it 😂
Monopoly: The only game where luxury tax and jail exist for the rich and they still line up for it ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
197
When you take "anti-furry" a bit too seriously ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
180
When robots appreciate art more than humans 📱🤖🎨
When robots appreciate art more than humans ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿค–๐ŸŽจ
11 months ago
186
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? 

Her: ...Why do you watch porn...?

Me: GET OUT 🚪
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? Her: ...Why do you watch porn...? Me: GET OUT ๐Ÿšช
1 year ago
154
Me buying a used BMW: I know you've had other owners, but as long as you still drive me right 😉
Me buying a used BMW: I know you've had other owners, but as long as you still drive me right ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
168
When helping someone involves writing a new law 😂 #GoodSamaritan #ModernProblems
When helping someone involves writing a new law ๐Ÿ˜‚ #GoodSamaritan #ModernProblems
1 year ago
129
That moment you know you're both going to hell for laughing at this joke. 😂
That moment you know you're both going to hell for laughing at this joke. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
174
The gene pool could use a little chlorine, and Dale's got the right idea. 🚬😂
The gene pool could use a little chlorine, and Dale's got the right idea. ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
156
Well, this is an awkward bus ride. 😳
Well, this is an awkward bus ride. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
9 months ago
147
My source? It was revealed to me in a dream. 🧐
My source? It was revealed to me in a dream. ๐Ÿง
10 months ago
146
When you and your roommate can't agree on which way the stairs should go 😂 #compromise #stairsofconfusion
When you and your roommate can't agree on which way the stairs should go ๐Ÿ˜‚ #compromise #stairsofconfusion
1 year ago
177
When the government's anti-terrorism campaign accidentally targets everyone.  So, if you're carrying a camera, a laptop, a cell phone, or a suitcase...you might just be a terrorist.  Don't forget the cookies!🍪
When the government's anti-terrorism campaign accidentally targets everyone. So, if you're carrying a camera, a laptop, a cell phone, or a suitcase...you might just be a terrorist. Don't forget the cookies!๐Ÿช
1 year ago
94
PC users dressed in suits. Mac users are casual. Amiga users are hardcore! 🤘
PC users dressed in suits. Mac users are casual. Amiga users are hardcore! ๐Ÿค˜
1 year ago
158
When unexpected lessons hit harder than physics class 😂🚀
When unexpected lessons hit harder than physics class ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
219
Justin Bieber's house is giving *Command & Conquer* vibes 😂
Justin Bieber's house is giving *Command & Conquer* vibes ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
224