Rise and grind! 🌙💸 Some snooze, others hustle. #NightShiftNinja
Rise and grind! ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ’ธ Some snooze, others hustle. #NightShiftNinja
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Me trying to meditate for 5 seconds before remembering all the shit I have to do today 😂
Me trying to meditate for 5 seconds before remembering all the shit I have to do today ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
1 year ago
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Me and the boys recreating fighting game moves in real life ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you prank your dad with a fake pregnancy announcement, but he hits you with the ultimate "I thought you were just getting fat" 😂
When you prank your dad with a fake pregnancy announcement, but he hits you with the ultimate "I thought you were just getting fat" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to capture all the Pokemon during a Community Day event.
Me trying to capture all the Pokemon during a Community Day event.
1 year ago
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Me, starting a new project vs. me, 3 months into the project: "Oh my, I've created a Frankensteinian monster of code again, haven't I?"
Me, starting a new project vs. me, 3 months into the project: "Oh my, I've created a Frankensteinian monster of code again, haven't I?"
1 year ago
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When you get so hangry at dinner that you forget how to eat like a human ๐Ÿ˜‚ #foodfails #hangry
1 year ago
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When air freshener becomes your unexpected reading material 🚽📚
When air freshener becomes your unexpected reading material ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
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Self-defense for women 101 😂. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! 😉
Self-defense for women 101 ๐Ÿ˜‚. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
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Steve Jobs when he finds out your doorbell has more than one button 😂
Steve Jobs when he finds out your doorbell has more than one button ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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🔫 When losing a hand is just the beginning of your drama 🗡️😂
๐Ÿ”ซ When losing a hand is just the beginning of your drama ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When the sunbeam calls your name 😴☀️
When the sunbeam calls your name ๐Ÿ˜ดโ˜€๏ธ
1 year ago
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When your comeback game is stronger than your relationship.
When your comeback game is stronger than your relationship.
1 year ago
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When your friend says they handled your investments during the stock market crash and you're about to find out if you're now a millionaire or living under a bridge
When your friend says they handled your investments during the stock market crash and you're about to find out if you're now a millionaire or living under a bridge
1 year ago
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