🤯 When you realize Aladdin might be a post-apocalyptic future and the Genie is just vibing with ancient memes 😂
๐Ÿคฏ When you realize Aladdin might be a post-apocalyptic future and the Genie is just vibing with ancient memes ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
149
Taxpayers: What is my purpose?
Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles.

Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
Taxpayers: What is my purpose? Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles. Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
1 year ago
294
When you're the last man on Earth, but you prefer your own company 😉🏳️‍🌈
When you're the last man on Earth, but you prefer your own company ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
1 year ago
224
When your job title defines your dating profile bio 😂
When your job title defines your dating profile bio ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
204
When the FBI recommends Tor for your 'anonymity' but you use a VPN on top of it just to be safe. 😎
When the FBI recommends Tor for your 'anonymity' but you use a VPN on top of it just to be safe. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
3 months ago
203
When your OTP becomes reality, and winter is no longer coming! 💍❄️
When your OTP becomes reality, and winter is no longer coming! ๐Ÿ’โ„๏ธ
1 year ago
330
Just trying to show some Swedish patriotism, but Amazon's recommendation algorithm has other plans... 🤔
Just trying to show some Swedish patriotism, but Amazon's recommendation algorithm has other plans... ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
201
When your cover is blown, but you’ve got a plan B. 🕵️‍♂️🕶️
When your cover is blown, but youโ€™ve got a plan B. ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ
1 year ago
255
When you and your friend decide to have an icicle eating contest 🥶😂
When you and your friend decide to have an icicle eating contest ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
236
Me and the boys powering the neighborhood with our cardio during the zombie apocalypse 🧟‍♂️🏃💨
Me and the boys powering the neighborhood with our cardio during the zombie apocalypse ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
227
When you're trying to make peace but her overprotective 'friend' has other ideas. 😬
When you're trying to make peace but her overprotective 'friend' has other ideas. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
3 months ago
162
Life tip: Season your pasta, not your partner's emotions 🍝😆
Life tip: Season your pasta, not your partner's emotions ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜†
1 year ago
322
Explaining the family business to your daughter. It's a booming industry! 💥
Explaining the family business to your daughter. It's a booming industry! ๐Ÿ’ฅ
6 months ago
204
Ah yes, 'shampoo'. For a very 'thorough' cleaning. 😉
Ah yes, 'shampoo'. For a very 'thorough' cleaning. ๐Ÿ˜‰
11 months ago
280
When your wife is more interested in the catch of the day than your actual catch 😂
When your wife is more interested in the catch of the day than your actual catch ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
240