When you hire a toddler as a chef ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
256
Me at 2 AM: "I'm not drunk enough to send this text." 
My phone: "Are you sure about that?" 🥴
Me at 2 AM: "I'm not drunk enough to send this text." My phone: "Are you sure about that?" ๐Ÿฅด
1 year ago
323
Back in my day, these were the four horsemen of the internet apocalypse. We've come so far. 👴
Back in my day, these were the four horsemen of the internet apocalypse. We've come so far. ๐Ÿ‘ด
1 year ago
394
🐦 Me: 'Where's my life going?' Also me: 'Fries, definitely fries.' 🍟
๐Ÿฆ Me: 'Where's my life going?' Also me: 'Fries, definitely fries.' ๐ŸŸ
1 year ago
419
When Europe tries a new color scheme 🎨😂 #CultureSwap
When Europe tries a new color scheme ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ˜‚ #CultureSwap
1 year ago
439
When you spend 40+ hours on your photorealistic frog and your 5-year-old cousin wins because 'it looks cute'.
When you spend 40+ hours on your photorealistic frog and your 5-year-old cousin wins because 'it looks cute'.
1 year ago
463
That escalated quickly 😬  This is why you should always think twice before posting anything online. #privacymatters #thinkbeforeyoupost #dontdox
That escalated quickly ๐Ÿ˜ฌ This is why you should always think twice before posting anything online. #privacymatters #thinkbeforeyoupost #dontdox
1 year ago
344
When your boyfriend's sleep-talking has you side-eyeing the cat like he's an accomplice 😂
When your boyfriend's sleep-talking has you side-eyeing the cat like he's an accomplice ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
187
Pineapple: So, in every other language I'm ananas, but in English, I'm *pineapple*? What's that all about? 🍍🤔
Pineapple: So, in every other language I'm ananas, but in English, I'm *pineapple*? What's that all about? ๐Ÿ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
340
When your wife says you can't have a Ducati in the living room.  So you mount it on the wall, like a piece of art. 🖼️🏍️
When your wife says you can't have a Ducati in the living room. So you mount it on the wall, like a piece of art. ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ๏ธ
1 year ago
301
Me pretending to work while my manager is walking by ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
301
Me with my $10,000 camera setup VS me with my phone after seeing how good the camera quality is 🤳
Me with my $10,000 camera setup VS me with my phone after seeing how good the camera quality is ๐Ÿคณ
1 year ago
231
Me trying to convince my mom I don't need a bath ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
307
When your friend plays bangers in the car ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
243
When your kid interrupts your important jungle meeting 🦍🌿
When your kid interrupts your important jungle meeting ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒฟ
1 year ago
323