Me and the boys about to become a smoothie. 💀
8 hours ago
When your flight instructor says "practice your emergency landings anywhere" 💀✈ïļðŸŠĶ
11 hours ago
Immigrants are like sperm. Millions get in, but only one works. 😂
11 hours ago
Making jokes about dead babies = bad. Actually making dead babies = okay. ðŸĪ” So, what's the difference again? 💀
11 hours ago
When you want to set the expectations straight from the beginning 😂
1 day ago
Me, an atheist, petting the tiger: 'Sup, stripes?'🐅
2 days ago
When you want a free ride home but can't afford a taxi 😂🚓
2 days ago
Moms when their sons whip it out vs dads when their daughters whip it out 😂 #doubleStandard #parenting
2 days ago
Sharing the horrors of child slavery on Facebook for likes and comments... priorities, people! ðŸĪĶ‍♂ïļ
2 days ago
It's a tough world out there, but at least we have cat dads. âĪïļ
2 days ago
Me pretending to miss my family after moving across the country 😂 #AwkwardFamilyPhotos #CloseRange #NeverMiss
4 days ago
When your friend wants to play and you are out of controllers 😂
4 days ago
Me trying to give helpful advice: "Don't be racist, just hate everyone equally!"
4 days ago
This is some high-level humor 😂
6 days ago
When the word scramble gets a little too real 😂. This game is definitely not for kids! 💀
6 days ago