Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
6 days ago
Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctorโ€ฆand me in business. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
7 days ago
70% chance of rape today, but hey, at least it's sunny tomorrow! โ˜€๏ธ
7 days ago
Dollar store Christmas plates, perfect for spreading holiday fear, not cheer ๐Ÿ˜ฌโ›”๏ธ
7 days ago
When someone roasts you so hard a part of you dies inside ๐Ÿ’€ but then you realize they were right and you level up ๐Ÿ’ช
7 days ago
Harry's pickup lines are getting weirder and weirder ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago
Me trying to avoid Christmas this year. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
7 days ago
Planning your next vacation? โœˆ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ This handy map will help you pick the perfect destination based on your unique...preferences. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Just remember to pack your sense of humor (and maybe a hazmat suit).
7 days ago
When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. ๐Ÿ’€
7 days ago
When your math homework says "show your work":
7 days ago
When your friend gives you terrible life advice ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago
Alice, darling, I'm worried about your new 'sugar' supplier. He seems a little... grizzly.
7 days ago
When you take dark humor to a whole new level... ๐ŸŒ‘๐Ÿ˜ฌ
8 days ago
Plot twist: When the shoe is on the other foot, the humor gets lost in translation. ๐Ÿ˜‚โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿข
8 days ago