When you accidentally put the boat in "R" instead of "D" ๐Ÿšค๐Ÿ’ฅ
2 months ago
So, basically every religion started as a cult? ๐Ÿค”
2 months ago
When your girlfriend asks what you prefer ๐Ÿ˜
2 months ago
When you see a kid wearing a shirt that says "I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE" and Michael Jackson pulls up like...
2 months ago
Enroll now in Breivik's Swim School: Where sinking is not an option (or is it?). ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ’€
2 months ago
Why did the police officer cross the road? To beat the chicken for being black. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿš“
2 months ago
Me after successfully navigating the self-checkout: "I am free!"
2 months ago
Me sneaking my snacks into the movies so I don't have to sell my organs to buy their food ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Parachute companies realizing their customers aren't around to write bad reviews ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘‘
2 months ago
When Pinocchio identifies as firewood ๐Ÿ”ฅ
2 months ago
When you troll the executioner with your last meal ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
New Surgeon Generalโ€™s Warning: Smoking may turn you gay. Now with 50% more fabulous.
2 months ago
When you're Death, but Tommy keeps finding new ways to almost die.
2 months ago
When you try to upgrade to the latest iOS but your phone has other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Rock, paper, scissors, blowjob... An unbeatable strategy for winning any argument ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago