When you accidentally teach your kids that terrorism = anything bad
2 months ago
I guess you could say he was horsing around a bit too much. 😂
2 months ago
When snowmen realize they're just pre-shredded ski slopes. ⛄️🎿
2 months ago
Germans realizing they only have to deal with two world wars now. 🎉
2 months ago
Netflix, you've got some explaining to do. Recommending "The Human Centipede" after "A Bug's Life"? 🐛➡️😱 Kids, avert your eyes! This ain't no sequel.
2 months ago
Me trying to mansplain after my bottom surgery 💅
2 months ago
Taxpayers: What is my purpose? Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles. Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
2 months ago
Me pretending to care about my dinner's feelings before I roast it: 😭
2 months ago
Me trying to understand vampire logic 😂
3 months ago
New Star Wars Action Figures. Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen: Charred Remains 💀🔥. Perfect for recreating that iconic scene from A New Hope. For ages 18 and up (because it's kinda morbid 😂).
3 months ago
Me, realizing I was born too late to witness history and too early to partake in cosmic adventures, but just in time to casually browse for psychedelics on the dark web. 🐸💻🌌
3 months ago
Me to the weather app: "You said it would stop raining!". Weather app: "I lied."
3 months ago
Me explaining to my friend why I think the Jetsons predicted a utopian future 😂
3 months ago
These cows are about to learn their fate. They are not laughing now, but they will be in stitches later. 😂
3 months ago
Africa is a great place, they have chocolate milk rivers. Reality: The rivers and other water sources are contaminated. A child has no choice to drink from wherever they can.
3 months ago