Mario's Valentine's Day card is wholesome, Dry Bones' is 💀, but Bowser's... yikes. Poor Peach needs a restraining order.
2 months ago
When your marketing strategy is on point 😂. "First drink's on us...and so is something else 😉."
2 months ago
When your mom says your breath smells like c*nt and you try to prove her wrong.
2 months ago
When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. 😬
2 months ago
Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
2 months ago
Resident Evil 6: Where the logo is more terrifying than the zombies.
2 months ago
Taco Tuesday? More like taco vaginally 🌮🤤
3 months ago
This baby came prepared. No coat hanger needed. 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to explain to my professor why my 2 Girls 1 Cup film analysis is a valid piece of academic work 🧐
3 months ago
When you get what you wish for 💀
3 months ago
Me and the boys on our way to find the last surviving Blockbuster.
3 months ago
POV: You're chosen for the premium slave experience 🎢
3 months ago
Science takes you to the moon. Religion takes you to the moon...and back...very quickly. 🚀🏢
3 months ago
Ladies, are we sure we haven't set the bar just a *little* too high? 💀😂
3 months ago
Me trying to give emotional support to my friends like... 😂
3 months ago