This shirt is a bold choice. Itโ€™s either peak humor or asking for trouble ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me trying to explain to my friends why I spend so much time at the playground. ๐Ÿ‘€
4 months ago
When you accidentally put the boat in "R" instead of "D" ๐Ÿšค๐Ÿ’ฅ
4 months ago
So, basically every religion started as a cult? ๐Ÿค”
4 months ago
When your girlfriend asks what you prefer ๐Ÿ˜
4 months ago
When you see a kid wearing a shirt that says "I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE" and Michael Jackson pulls up like...
4 months ago
Enroll now in Breivik's Swim School: Where sinking is not an option (or is it?). ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ’€
4 months ago
Why did the police officer cross the road? To beat the chicken for being black. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿš“
4 months ago
Me after successfully navigating the self-checkout: "I am free!"
4 months ago
Me sneaking my snacks into the movies so I don't have to sell my organs to buy their food ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Parachute companies realizing their customers aren't around to write bad reviews ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘‘
4 months ago
When Pinocchio identifies as firewood ๐Ÿ”ฅ
4 months ago
When you troll the executioner with your last meal ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
New Surgeon Generalโ€™s Warning: Smoking may turn you gay. Now with 50% more fabulous.
4 months ago
When you're Death, but Tommy keeps finding new ways to almost die.
4 months ago