When you try to upgrade to the latest iOS but your phone has other plans 😂
4 months ago
Rock, paper, scissors, blowjob... An unbeatable strategy for winning any argument 😂
4 months ago
Mario's Valentine's Day card is wholesome, Dry Bones' is 💀, but Bowser's... yikes. Poor Peach needs a restraining order.
4 months ago
When your marketing strategy is on point 😂. "First drink's on us...and so is something else 😉."
4 months ago
When your mom says your breath smells like c*nt and you try to prove her wrong.
4 months ago
When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. 😬
4 months ago
Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
4 months ago
Resident Evil 6: Where the logo is more terrifying than the zombies.
4 months ago
Taco Tuesday? More like taco vaginally 🌮🤤
4 months ago
This baby came prepared. No coat hanger needed. 😂
4 months ago
Me trying to explain to my professor why my 2 Girls 1 Cup film analysis is a valid piece of academic work 🧐
4 months ago
When you get what you wish for 💀
4 months ago
Me and the boys on our way to find the last surviving Blockbuster.
4 months ago
POV: You're chosen for the premium slave experience 🎢
4 months ago
Science takes you to the moon. Religion takes you to the moon...and back...very quickly. 🚀🏢
4 months ago