When you mishear your mom and accidentally commit genocide.
3 months ago
Me pretending to be a normal human. 🤦
3 months ago
When the title doesn't quite match the content 😂. Five stars for the misleading title, zero stars for lack of lambs. #SilenceOfTheLambs #MovieReviewFail
3 months ago
Me and the boys on our way to tell Jim's wife he loves her after he got shot 12 times and his last words were 'What do you mean Jim rubs birds?'
3 months ago
Me trying to convince my patient that *I'm* the one who's supposed to be doing the surgery 🔪😂
3 months ago
When you wish upon a star 🌟...or in this case, a magic lamp 🧞‍♂️. Be careful what you wish for, kids! 😂 Especially if you're wishing to be Batman at your birthday party. Always specify which Batman! #DarkHumor #BirthdayFails
3 months ago
When you desperately need a cure but your Tourettes has other plans 😂
3 months ago
When you accidentally unlock a new level of existential crisis on live TV 😂
3 months ago
I guess this jigsaw puzzle isn't suitable for vegetarians after all 😂
3 months ago
Me after my nap asking my roommate if they were the one who drew a mustache and beard on me with sharpie and glued pubes on my face: 😂
3 months ago
When Dexter organizes an event for people who can't come, it's gonna be a... dry run. 💦😂
3 months ago
When your coworker gets a new iPhone and you're in the mood for some dark humor 😂😈
3 months ago
When your kid tells you about their first bj and its with YOU 👁️👄👁️
3 months ago
Me trying to outrun my responsibilities.
3 months ago
Me and the boys eliminating the problem 🗿
3 months ago