When the doctor says the disease is gone, but your son is also gone 😂
5 months ago
Me trying to explain dark humor to people who get offended easily 😂
5 months ago
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough 😂
5 months ago
This shirt is a bold choice. It’s either peak humor or asking for trouble 😂
5 months ago
Me trying to explain to my friends why I spend so much time at the playground. 👀
5 months ago
When you accidentally put the boat in "R" instead of "D" 🚤💥
5 months ago
So, basically every religion started as a cult? 🤔
5 months ago
When your girlfriend asks what you prefer 😏
5 months ago
When you see a kid wearing a shirt that says "I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE" and Michael Jackson pulls up like...
5 months ago
Enroll now in Breivik's Swim School: Where sinking is not an option (or is it?). 🏊💀
5 months ago
Why did the police officer cross the road? To beat the chicken for being black. 🐔🚓
5 months ago
Me after successfully navigating the self-checkout: "I am free!"
5 months ago
Me sneaking my snacks into the movies so I don't have to sell my organs to buy their food 😂
5 months ago
Parachute companies realizing their customers aren't around to write bad reviews 💀👑
5 months ago
When Pinocchio identifies as firewood 🔥
5 months ago