Facebook board meeting: "Mark, Google+ is taking all our users! What do we do?!" Mark: "😈 Fuck up the chat system. 😈"
11 hours ago
When you graduate with $500k in student loans and all you can say is "Free Palestine" 😂
13 hours ago
If Big Tech organizational structures were drawn accurately 😂
1 day ago
How to raise a child: Step 1: Remove their critical thinking skills. Step 2: Fill the void with fear and dogma. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit!
1 day ago
Me trying to decide which side to be on... 🤔😂
2 days ago
When you want a free ride home but can't afford a taxi 😂🚓
2 days ago
When you realize "saggin" spelled backwards is "niggas" 😂 Sneaky, sneaky. 🤫
2 days ago
Moms when their sons whip it out vs dads when their daughters whip it out 😂 #doubleStandard #parenting
2 days ago
Sharing the horrors of child slavery on Facebook for likes and comments... priorities, people! 🤦‍♂️
2 days ago
Jesus: *Wakes up after 2000 years* "My wounds still hurt!" Angels: "It's time for your second coming!" Jesus: "Nah, it's payback time."😈
2 days ago
It's a tough world out there, but at least we have cat dads. ❤️
2 days ago
Me trying to convince myself things will get better after each new pop music disaster 💀
3 days ago
Obama's Guide to Winning a Nobel Peace Prize: Step 1: Launch missiles. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit.
4 days ago
Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. 😂
6 days ago
When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot 🥕💣
6 days ago