If only Noah had paid his climate tax, he could've just bought a boat instead of building one. Modern problems require modern solutions! 🤷‍♂️
16 days ago
Pfizer solving all the world's problems, one jab at a time. 🌡️⬇️
1 month ago
Forget cold showers, the secret to holiness is a raw potato. 🥔
2 months ago
When Europe tries a new color scheme 🎨😂 #CultureSwap
2 months ago
🤔 When your health tips come with a side of world domination plans! 🌍
2 months ago
When reality TV hits too close to home 📺🚔🚪
2 months ago
When autocorrect doesn't recognize your international flavor 😂🌍🍗
2 months ago
When you can't find Mohammed in "Where's Mohammed?", but you have other methods of finding him. 🔥
3 months ago
Me trying to learn basic life skills in 2023. 😂
3 months ago
Me explaining to my family why we can't have steak for dinner anymore because Greta said so.
3 months ago
Moderates be like: "We got this." Radicals be like: "Hold my beer and watch this."
3 months ago
When you want to activate your suicide vest but pull the string on your hoodie instead 😂
3 months ago
1960s ladies: No tattoos, nose rings, or green hair. Me: So, just *normal* then? 😂
4 months ago
Unexpected outcome, he does look like him 😂
4 months ago
Me trying to subtly slide into the Supreme Leader's DMs
4 months ago