When you can't find Mohammed in "Where's Mohammed?", but you have other methods of finding him. 🔥
When you can't find Mohammed in "Where's Mohammed?", but you have other methods of finding him. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
9 months ago
119
Me trying to learn basic life skills in 2023. 😂
Me trying to learn basic life skills in 2023. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
49
Me explaining to my family why we can't have steak for dinner anymore because Greta said so.
Me explaining to my family why we can't have steak for dinner anymore because Greta said so.
10 months ago
86
Moderates be like: "We got this." Radicals be like: "Hold my beer and watch this."
Moderates be like: "We got this." Radicals be like: "Hold my beer and watch this."
10 months ago
51
When you want to activate your suicide vest but pull the string on your hoodie instead ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
68
1960s ladies: No tattoos, nose rings, or green hair. 
Me: So, just *normal* then? 😂
1960s ladies: No tattoos, nose rings, or green hair. Me: So, just *normal* then? ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
107
Unexpected outcome, he does look like him 😂
Unexpected outcome, he does look like him ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
50
Me trying to subtly slide into the Supreme Leader's DMs
Me trying to subtly slide into the Supreme Leader's DMs
10 months ago
96
USA: "Here's $6 Billion, but don't spend it on terrorism." 
Iran: "No, I will not cause terror by spending it all on the bomb vending machine."
USA: "Here's $6 Billion, but don't spend it on terrorism." Iran: "No, I will not cause terror by spending it all on the bomb vending machine."
10 months ago
92
When you accidentally schedule the Death to America meeting during everyone's lunch break.
When you accidentally schedule the Death to America meeting during everyone's lunch break.
10 months ago
80
Me after accidentally saying something offensive online and trying to play it off as a joke 😂
Me after accidentally saying something offensive online and trying to play it off as a joke ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
46
When you accidentally teach your kids that terrorism = anything bad
When you accidentally teach your kids that terrorism = anything bad
10 months ago
61
When the meal prep calls for extra gravy and freedom fries 🇺🇸🍟
When the meal prep calls for extra gravy and freedom fries ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŸ
10 months ago
102
When snowmen realize they're just pre-shredded ski slopes. ⛄️🎿
When snowmen realize they're just pre-shredded ski slopes. โ›„๏ธ๐ŸŽฟ
10 months ago
77
Two million iPhones sold in China? Pfft, those aren't REAL gifts. Now, the macaroni portrait I got for Father's Day... priceless! 😂
Two million iPhones sold in China? Pfft, those aren't REAL gifts. Now, the macaroni portrait I got for Father's Day... priceless! ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
85