Me when my friend says they are gonna be a transformer and I unplug their life support
5 months ago
When you arrive at McDonald's at 4:59 AM. The anticipation is killing me! 😂
5 months ago
When you wish for intelligence, logic, and driving skills but the wishing well grants you the embodiment of a middle manager instead. POOF! 💨
5 months ago
When you realize the Empire is just one big corporation and you're just another cog in the machine. #StarWarsProtest #GalacticProblems
5 months ago
POV: Your "Which college major are you?" quiz results. 😂
5 months ago
When you prank your dad with a fake pregnancy announcement, but he hits you with the ultimate "I thought you were just getting fat" 😂
5 months ago
When you accidentally become a symbol of hope and freedom after burning books, banning music, hating blacks and murdering gays 😬
5 months ago
Ranji's daily commute is the stuff of legends! 😂 For just $2, witness the hilarity of a one-legged, one-armed, one-eyed 9-year-old navigating 7 miles on a rusty, one-pedaled bike. 🚴😂
5 months ago
When the dictionary changes its definition of words every 5 minutes 😂 #Confused
5 months ago
When you see a kid wearing a shirt that says "I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE" and Michael Jackson pulls up like...
5 months ago
Enroll now in Breivik's Swim School: Where sinking is not an option (or is it?). 🏊💀
5 months ago
When you find out the studio behind your favorite game supports inclusivity...and you're not about it 🙅‍♂️
5 months ago
"Run for Gender Equality" they said, 10km for men and 5km for women 😂
5 months ago
Demolition Man predicted 2023. Now we just need Taco Bell to win the franchise wars.
5 months ago
Big tech says they're stopping misinformation, but then they also... 🤔
5 months ago