Me considering a career in politics after seeing how little accountability there is 😂
2 months ago
When you're 'pro-life' but also 'pro-war' and 'pro-guns'. 🤔 Make it make sense!
2 months ago
'Murica! Land of the free, home of the brave, and birthplace of the phrase 'So what if we are number 47 in healthcare?' 🇺🇸🍔🍟
2 months ago
God accidentally added a pinch of assholes to Earth. Oops. 😬
2 months ago
Kim Jong-un: "I'm cold. I want a donut. I just shat myself." North Korean Generals: *facepalm*
2 months ago
Jesus returns and says what every MAGA republican is thinking 🤔
2 months ago
Homer realizing he's the only original character left and is now stuck in a black-washed reboot.
2 months ago
Monopoly: The only game where luxury tax and jail exist for the rich and they still line up for it 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to get life advice from a magic 8 ball 😂💀
3 months ago
When you and the squad try to "Be Different" but end up looking exactly the same 😂
3 months ago
Self-defense for women 101 😂. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! 😉
3 months ago
When the title doesn't quite match the content 😂. Five stars for the misleading title, zero stars for lack of lambs. #SilenceOfTheLambs #MovieReviewFail
3 months ago
Me and the boys on our way to tell Jim's wife he loves her after he got shot 12 times and his last words were 'What do you mean Jim rubs birds?'
3 months ago
The Seven Deadly Sins reimagined for the internet age 😂
3 months ago
When you realize Black Monopoly is just regular Monopoly but with extra steps.
3 months ago