When you see a kid wearing a shirt that says "I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE" and Michael Jackson pulls up like...
When you see a kid wearing a shirt that says "I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE" and Michael Jackson pulls up like...
10 months ago
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Enroll now in Breivik's Swim School: Where sinking is not an option (or is it?). 🏊💀
Enroll now in Breivik's Swim School: Where sinking is not an option (or is it?). ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
23
When you find out the studio behind your favorite game supports inclusivity...and you're not about it 🙅‍♂️
When you find out the studio behind your favorite game supports inclusivity...and you're not about it ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ
10 months ago
25
"Run for Gender Equality" they said, 10km for men and 5km for women 😂
"Run for Gender Equality" they said, 10km for men and 5km for women ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
27
Demolition Man predicted 2023. Now we just need Taco Bell to win the franchise wars.
Demolition Man predicted 2023. Now we just need Taco Bell to win the franchise wars.
10 months ago
30
Big tech says they're stopping misinformation, but then they also... 🤔
Big tech says they're stopping misinformation, but then they also... ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
28
Trump: "No one is above the law."  Inner Donkey: "Oh no, he's going to say it!" DOJ: "Don't you dare..." 😂
Trump: "No one is above the law." Inner Donkey: "Oh no, he's going to say it!" DOJ: "Don't you dare..." ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
23
When Pinocchio identifies as firewood 🔥
When Pinocchio identifies as firewood ๐Ÿ”ฅ
10 months ago
37
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned...and vaccinated...and regularly consume SPF 50 and Coco Pops. It's a lifestyle choice."
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned...and vaccinated...and regularly consume SPF 50 and Coco Pops. It's a lifestyle choice."
10 months ago
39
The stages of burqa evolution and the reasons why they are 'going to hell'. 😂
The stages of burqa evolution and the reasons why they are 'going to hell'. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
24
New Surgeon General’s Warning: Smoking may turn you gay. Now with 50% more fabulous.
New Surgeon Generalโ€™s Warning: Smoking may turn you gay. Now with 50% more fabulous.
10 months ago
17
When you're tired of bustin' ghosts, so you decide to bust some racists instead.  Who ya gonna call?  Racistbusters! 👻
When you're tired of bustin' ghosts, so you decide to bust some racists instead. Who ya gonna call? Racistbusters! ๐Ÿ‘ป
10 months ago
22
When you try to upgrade to the latest iOS but your phone has other plans 😂
When you try to upgrade to the latest iOS but your phone has other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
16
Me considering a career in politics after seeing how little accountability there is 😂
Me considering a career in politics after seeing how little accountability there is ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
25
When you're 'pro-life' but also 'pro-war' and 'pro-guns'. 🤔 Make it make sense!
When you're 'pro-life' but also 'pro-war' and 'pro-guns'. ๐Ÿค” Make it make sense!
10 months ago
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