Trump: "No one is above the law." Inner Donkey: "Oh no, he's going to say it!" DOJ: "Don't you dare..." ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
When Pinocchio identifies as firewood ๐Ÿ”ฅ
5 months ago
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned...and vaccinated...and regularly consume SPF 50 and Coco Pops. It's a lifestyle choice."
5 months ago
The stages of burqa evolution and the reasons why they are 'going to hell'. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
New Surgeon Generalโ€™s Warning: Smoking may turn you gay. Now with 50% more fabulous.
5 months ago
When you're tired of bustin' ghosts, so you decide to bust some racists instead. Who ya gonna call? Racistbusters! ๐Ÿ‘ป
5 months ago
When you try to upgrade to the latest iOS but your phone has other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
Me considering a career in politics after seeing how little accountability there is ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
When you're 'pro-life' but also 'pro-war' and 'pro-guns'. ๐Ÿค” Make it make sense!
6 months ago
'Murica! Land of the free, home of the brave, and birthplace of the phrase 'So what if we are number 47 in healthcare?' ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ
6 months ago
God accidentally added a pinch of assholes to Earth. Oops. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
6 months ago
Kim Jong-un: "I'm cold. I want a donut. I just shat myself." North Korean Generals: *facepalm*
6 months ago
Jesus returns and says what every MAGA republican is thinking ๐Ÿค”
6 months ago
Homer realizing he's the only original character left and is now stuck in a black-washed reboot.
6 months ago
Monopoly: The only game where luxury tax and jail exist for the rich and they still line up for it ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago