When you see a kid wearing a shirt that says "I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE" and Michael Jackson pulls up like...
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Enroll now in Breivik's Swim School: Where sinking is not an option (or is it?). ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ’€
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When you find out the studio behind your favorite game supports inclusivity...and you're not about it ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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"Run for Gender Equality" they said, 10km for men and 5km for women ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Demolition Man predicted 2023. Now we just need Taco Bell to win the franchise wars.
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Big tech says they're stopping misinformation, but then they also... ๐Ÿค”
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Trump: "No one is above the law." Inner Donkey: "Oh no, he's going to say it!" DOJ: "Don't you dare..." ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When Pinocchio identifies as firewood ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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"I'm not fat, I'm big boned...and vaccinated...and regularly consume SPF 50 and Coco Pops. It's a lifestyle choice."
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The stages of burqa evolution and the reasons why they are 'going to hell'. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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New Surgeon Generalโ€™s Warning: Smoking may turn you gay. Now with 50% more fabulous.
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When you're tired of bustin' ghosts, so you decide to bust some racists instead. Who ya gonna call? Racistbusters! ๐Ÿ‘ป
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When you try to upgrade to the latest iOS but your phone has other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me considering a career in politics after seeing how little accountability there is ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you're 'pro-life' but also 'pro-war' and 'pro-guns'. ๐Ÿค” Make it make sense!
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