US foreign policy has two modes: either we're listening through your microwave or you get a surprise drone delivery. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month ago
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When the insurance company asks how your house caught on fire during a flood... you just gotta play dumb. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ง
1 month ago
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Proof that your definition of a 'fun weekend' can vary wildly depending on your location. Choose wisely. ๐Ÿ’€
7 days ago
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Instead of the Third Reich, he founded the Third Chin. The Fรผhrer of food has arrived.
4 days ago
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And they say the monarchy is all about tradition and good breeding... ๐Ÿค”
3 days ago
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This ad from Malaysia Airlines took 'getting away from it all' to a whole new level. ๐Ÿ’€
3 days ago
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Well, that joke escalated quickly. The FBI would like to know your location. ๐Ÿ‘€
10 months ago
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Me trying to function after sitting down for too long. ๐Ÿฅฒ
9 months ago
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The stock market's easiest difficulty setting: being a politician. ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’ฐ
6 months ago
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My daily schedule is pretty packed, as you can see. Just another day living the dream, I guess. ๐Ÿฅฒ
1 month ago
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Well, that's one way to handle a pregnancy announcement. Can't say he wasn't direct about it. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 month ago
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Why choose between money, time, and energy when you can just have all three? The Bitcoiner's guide to life. ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 month ago
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ICE training seems a bit extreme these days. A 'warning shot' to the head is one way to stop them, I guess. ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
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That awkward moment when you support nationalism for others, but not when it applies to you. Her face says it all. ๐Ÿ˜‚
30 days ago
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When you're supposed to be saving the kingdom but get distracted by the royal assets. ๐Ÿ‘
7 days ago
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