Romans were building roads to last millennia, my city builds them to last until the next election cycle. 🤦‍♂️
Romans were building roads to last millennia, my city builds them to last until the next election cycle. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
9 months ago
268
When life gets tough, you need a real friend. Broccoli just isn't it. 🍻
When life gets tough, you need a real friend. Broccoli just isn't it. ๐Ÿป
6 months ago
268
That's one way to enjoy a watermelon ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‰
1 year ago
267
What's up, Doc? Oh nothing, just taking a leak. Don't make it weird. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿšฝ
11 months ago
267
Shoutout to the original mystical land pirates who navigated with paper maps to deliver pizza in 30 minutes. The original gig economy heroes! 🍕🗺️
Shoutout to the original mystical land pirates who navigated with paper maps to deliver pizza in 30 minutes. The original gig economy heroes! ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ
6 months ago
267
A simple tl;dr of the Epstein files: It's just carrots on sticks all the way down, leading straight to Hell. 😈
A simple tl;dr of the Epstein files: It's just carrots on sticks all the way down, leading straight to Hell. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
5 months ago
267
When your comebacks are top-tier 😂💥
When your comebacks are top-tier ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
266
The sloth is ready to make some celestial changes! 🌌😂
The sloth is ready to make some celestial changes! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
266
Mao Zedong's guide to fine dining: "A dog that barks is not cooked well."  I guess silence is golden... and delicious? 🤔
Mao Zedong's guide to fine dining: "A dog that barks is not cooked well." I guess silence is golden... and delicious? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
265
The look on Batman's face says it all. He's this close to finding a new Robin. 🤦‍♂️
The look on Batman's face says it all. He's this close to finding a new Robin. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
5 months ago
265
Me pretending to be asleep when my nieces and nephews come over 😂  #silenceisgolden
Me pretending to be asleep when my nieces and nephews come over ๐Ÿ˜‚ #silenceisgolden
1 year ago
262
When you realize your vodka isn't making it through security so you start offering shots at 7:30 am. TSA is not impressed 😂
When you realize your vodka isn't making it through security so you start offering shots at 7:30 am. TSA is not impressed ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
262
When your ex gained weight after breakup and you are like: Nailed it! 😂
When your ex gained weight after breakup and you are like: Nailed it! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
262
The 9-to-5 grind is looking real silly right about now. 🥲
The 9-to-5 grind is looking real silly right about now. ๐Ÿฅฒ
10 months ago
262
They really don't make them like they used to. I want a fridge that will outlive me and my future grandkids. 😤
They really don't make them like they used to. I want a fridge that will outlive me and my future grandkids. ๐Ÿ˜ค
6 months ago
262