When mom says to take care of the baby and you take the task a little too seriously ๐
10 months ago
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Stay connected, even when she's out cold! ๐๐ฑ
10 months ago
14
Thor with his upgraded hammer: When you need to call for backup, but also smash some frost giants.
9 months ago
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What's up, Doc? Oh nothing, just taking a leak. Don't make it weird. ๐ฐ๐ฝ
6 months ago
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When the marketing department is brutally honest about their product. Escort quality at hooker pricing? I'm sold!
1 month ago
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European leaders' policy on cultural preservation seems to be... geographically selective. ๐ง
1 month ago
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It's just history repeating itself, but with more gains. ๐ช
4 days ago
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Father provides genetics, Daddy provides Gucci. It's just simple math. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
2 days ago
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Me trying to pole vault over my problems #StarWars #Fail
10 months ago
13
When you want to promote peace and prosperity but you accidentally use the German localization pack. ๐ฌ
10 months ago
13
When you finally decide to try that exotic donkey cheese ๐ง๐ด and discover the truth ๐
9 months ago
13
Jesus looking up to heaven like: "C'mon guys, at least *try* to sin a little! I didn't die for *nothing*." ๐
9 months ago
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When your friend tries to fix your car with 80s movie logic ๐
8 months ago
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This utensil is my spirit animal. It's supposed to be a spoon AND a fork, but can't hold soup or stab a single pea. The peak of useless innovation. ๐
1 month ago
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He told the joke, and 4 minutes later, he was single. Some punchlines hit harder than others. ๐