When mom says to take care of the baby and you take the task a little too seriously ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Stay connected, even when she's out cold! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ฑ
10 months ago
14
Thor with his upgraded hammer: When you need to call for backup, but also smash some frost giants.
9 months ago
14
What's up, Doc? Oh nothing, just taking a leak. Don't make it weird. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿšฝ
6 months ago
14
When the marketing department is brutally honest about their product. Escort quality at hooker pricing? I'm sold!
1 month ago
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European leaders' policy on cultural preservation seems to be... geographically selective. ๐Ÿง
1 month ago
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It's just history repeating itself, but with more gains. ๐Ÿ’ช
4 days ago
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Father provides genetics, Daddy provides Gucci. It's just simple math. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
2 days ago
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Me trying to pole vault over my problems #StarWars #Fail
10 months ago
13
When you want to promote peace and prosperity but you accidentally use the German localization pack. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
10 months ago
13
When you finally decide to try that exotic donkey cheese ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿด and discover the truth ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
13
Jesus looking up to heaven like: "C'mon guys, at least *try* to sin a little! I didn't die for *nothing*." ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
13
When your friend tries to fix your car with 80s movie logic ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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This utensil is my spirit animal. It's supposed to be a spoon AND a fork, but can't hold soup or stab a single pea. The peak of useless innovation. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
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He told the joke, and 4 minutes later, he was single. Some punchlines hit harder than others. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 days ago
13