Shoutout to the original mystical land pirates who navigated with paper maps to deliver pizza in 30 minutes. The original gig economy heroes! ๐๐บ๏ธ
3 months ago
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Bringing financial stability and freedom, one intervention at a time. ๐ซก
3 months ago
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He tried to hit his dad with the uno reverse card dad joke and got completely obliterated. ๐
2 months ago
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The look on Batman's face says it all. He's this close to finding a new Robin. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
2 months ago
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Well, that's one historical theory... and it's brutally effective. The Vikings had standards, I guess. ๐
1 month ago
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Me and the boys ignoring our responsibilities, which are rapidly approaching and about to run us over.
1 month ago
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Well, that joke escalated quickly. The FBI would like to know your location. ๐
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.๐บ
10 months ago
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When you want to promote peace and prosperity but you accidentally use the German localization pack. ๐ฌ
1 year ago
92
When life gets tough, you need a real friend. Broccoli just isn't it. ๐ป
3 months ago
92
Some people are just naturally immune to the AI takeover, and this is exhibit A. ๐คฃ
3 months ago
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Me trying to function after sitting down for too long. ๐ฅฒ
10 months ago
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Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
9 months ago
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When you're so dedicated you fall asleep on the job. That finger has seen the dawn of a new era. ๐ง
4 months ago
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When you take the 'Start Me Up' sign a little too literally. ๐๐จ