Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the sassiest of them all? ๐ค๐
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I love the smell of my sister's vagina and that's perfectly normal, right? RIGHT? ๐ค
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When your squad is down to the last two brain cells and they're both fighting for third place. ๐
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When you divide by zero and create a black hole that sucks in your house ๐
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Me saving every bacon meme I find online so I can look at them when I'm hungry and/or sad ๐
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When you thought it was just the girls posing for a photo... Surprise! ๐๐ There's a whole other party happening in the background! #photobomb #schooldance #mindfuck
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Playing a real Les Paul: chicks dig it. Playing Guitar Hero: you might get lucky at a Guitar Hero party, but only if you're really, REALLY good. (And let's be real...probably not.) ๐
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When the Death Star tunes into 'Dark Side of the Moon' ๐๐๐ถ
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When mom tries to surprise you with a 'special' gift... ๐ณ๐ฆ
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POV: You just shoplifted snacks from the store ๐
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Me trying to cut back on cheesecake after realizing my jeans don't fit anymore ๐ญ
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When you roast your friend so hard they catch a disease ๐
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When you're feeling thirsty but remember you're the drink ๐ป๐
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When you win an argument by arguing in a circle ๐
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When you take your job at Burning Man a little *too* seriously. ๐ #BurningMan #DrugDisposalTechnician