Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary ๐บ๐คซ
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This eBay seller is a true entrepreneur ๐. They're not selling an iPad, but the *opportunity* to buy an iPad. What a deal! Just imagine the possibilities! #eBayHustle #NotAniPad
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When you and your dog nail the TikTok dance challenge ๐๐ถ
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That explains why stormtroopers have such bad aim ๐. They can't shoot or drive because they are always distracted.
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Me trying to apply math problems to real life ๐
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Me when the fire alarm goes off at 3 a.m and I remember all my assignments are due tomorrow ๐
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These new AT-AT models are looking kinda sus... ๐
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When you realize some teens genuinely thought this way ๐ญ
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When you live in an igloo and your water breaks, but you're too engrossed in Ice Road Truckers to notice ๐
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When you realize the Pope is now Made in America ๐บ๐ธ๐
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When you accidentally open the front-facing camera ๐คณ
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When your girlfriend finds out you're the volleyball guy from Cast Away and won't let Wilson talk ๐คซ
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Me to the weather app: "You said it would stop raining!". Weather app: "I lied."
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When you try to show off your football skills but gravity has other plans ๐โฝ๏ธ
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The secret ingredient for a happy marriage is apparently... coffee at midnight. ๐คซ