Choosing the right woman is hard. 18 year old: easily impressed. Girls your age: constantly complaining. Older women: higher sex drive. Decisions, decisions 🤔
Choosing the right woman is hard. 18 year old: easily impressed. Girls your age: constantly complaining. Older women: higher sex drive. Decisions, decisions ๐Ÿค”
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When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like cats, so we put a cat in your cat so you can judge while you judge.
Yo dawg, I heard you like cats, so we put a cat in your cat so you can judge while you judge.
1 year ago
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When you have more MacBooks than sense 😂. That's a whole lotta Apple in one place! #Macstack #AppleHoarder
When you have more MacBooks than sense ๐Ÿ˜‚. That's a whole lotta Apple in one place! #Macstack #AppleHoarder
1 year ago
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When you challenge Avril Lavigne to a 1v1🏀 but then she drops her hit single "Girlfriend" and steals your girl mid-game 😂
When you challenge Avril Lavigne to a 1v1๐Ÿ€ but then she drops her hit single "Girlfriend" and steals your girl mid-game ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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A good wife brings balance to a man's tractor... I mean, a good wife brings balance to a man's life 😂
A good wife brings balance to a man's tractor... I mean, a good wife brings balance to a man's life ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When the highway sign is savage, but accurate.  📵😂
When the highway sign is savage, but accurate. ๐Ÿ“ต๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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This must be the real definition of "Like father, like son" 😂
This must be the real definition of "Like father, like son" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me and the boys making sure Tarzan keeps it PG-13 🐒
Me and the boys making sure Tarzan keeps it PG-13 ๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
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If you know what I mean 😂
If you know what I mean ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain my code to my rubber duck 🐍
Me trying to explain my code to my rubber duck ๐Ÿ
1 year ago
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When you realize you are paying an extra $8 just for the Apple logo 😂
When you realize you are paying an extra $8 just for the Apple logo ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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USA: I'm attacking Iran because they have nuclear weapons!
Person: Why don't you attack Russia?
USA: Are you crazy? They have nuclear weapons! 😂
USA: I'm attacking Iran because they have nuclear weapons! Person: Why don't you attack Russia? USA: Are you crazy? They have nuclear weapons! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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This is my financial advisor now 💰
This is my financial advisor now ๐Ÿ’ฐ
1 year ago
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He cheated, so she gave him a "shitty" surprise 💩 😂
He cheated, so she gave him a "shitty" surprise ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ˜‚
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