Even a Sith Lord needs a little help sometimes. Especially when the Death Star construction costs are through the roof! ๐
11 months ago
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Jesus be like: "Do you even lift bro?"๐๐ช
11 months ago
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Thor: "I was never gay."
Thanos: "I understand. Let me just snap my fingers so that everyone forgets you were ever gay."
Thor: "Wait, what?!" ๐
11 months ago
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Facebook taught me two things: 1. There are some incredibly brilliant people in the world. 2. They're outnumbered by people who share minion memes and argue about politics in the comments section ๐
11 months ago
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When you want to stay modest but also give the best head ๐๐ง
11 months ago
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When you ask a billionaire how he became a billionaire ๐
10 months ago
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When you're a tech guy at a strip club and trying to decide which OS is the best
10 months ago
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Me working so my cat can live their best life ๐
10 months ago
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Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945. The Nazis surrendered on May 7th, 1945. Coincidence? I think not. Chuck Norris doesn't negotiate with terrorists, he roundhouse kicks them into oblivion.
10 months ago
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Choose your fighter: Pussy or Spartan? ๐
10 months ago
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Me pretending to enjoy the plastic food my niece made me for lunch
10 months ago
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This is my financial advisor now ๐ฐ
10 months ago
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Me trying to convince myself that I don't need this carpet alarm clock in my life when I absolutely do โฐ๐
9 months ago
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When your partner says 'Cover me!' and you're both on a night shift. ๐
9 months ago
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If the next trend was quiet quitting social media, THAT would be great.๐ฑ๐คซ