💸 When your ex-boss said you'd never make it, so you went above and 'beyond' the call of duty! 🚜😂
๐Ÿ’ธ When your ex-boss said you'd never make it, so you went above and 'beyond' the call of duty! ๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you're ready to defend the galaxy from... whatever's out there 🤔🚀
When you're ready to defend the galaxy from... whatever's out there ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿš€
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When you hire a toddler as a chef ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When Mario takes player 1, poor Luigi just plays second fiddle 🎮👌
When Mario takes player 1, poor Luigi just plays second fiddle ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ‘Œ
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Etiquette matters, even in love! 🍣😳
Etiquette matters, even in love! ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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When your computer and your lifestyle both run on the latest OS 🌈💻
When your computer and your lifestyle both run on the latest OS ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’ป
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Me, an intellectual, 100 ft away from the cat: *discussing the geopolitical ramifications of the Crimean War*

Me, 2 ft away from the cat: *makes incomprehensible baby noises at it*
Me, an intellectual, 100 ft away from the cat: *discussing the geopolitical ramifications of the Crimean War* Me, 2 ft away from the cat: *makes incomprehensible baby noises at it*
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Me when someone says "I'm pregnant and it's yours":๐ŸŽถNever gonna give you up๐ŸŽถ
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Introducing the revolutionary Wonder Sauna Hot Pants! Lose weight while sitting on furniture! Perfect for achieving that sleek, sausage casing look.  Just don't stand too close to a flame.
Introducing the revolutionary Wonder Sauna Hot Pants! Lose weight while sitting on furniture! Perfect for achieving that sleek, sausage casing look. Just don't stand too close to a flame.
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When the radio station says they have free air guitars, but you don't see any 🤔😂. It's all in your mind and hands baby! 🤘
When the radio station says they have free air guitars, but you don't see any ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚. It's all in your mind and hands baby! ๐Ÿค˜
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When mom tries to surprise you with a 'special' gift... 😳📦
When mom tries to surprise you with a 'special' gift... ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ“ฆ
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When unlocking premium feels like a geometry exam 🤯🔍
When unlocking premium feels like a geometry exam ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ”
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When 'I LOVE YOU' turns into a candy confession 🍬💌
When 'I LOVE YOU' turns into a candy confession ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ’Œ
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POV: You are walking down the street and you see this.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like drinking and driving, so we put a bottle of vodka in your car so you can drink while you drive. Oh wait... that's illegal. 😂
Yo dawg, I heard you like drinking and driving, so we put a bottle of vodka in your car so you can drink while you drive. Oh wait... that's illegal. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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