๐ธ When your ex-boss said you'd never make it, so you went above and 'beyond' the call of duty! ๐๐
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When you're ready to defend the galaxy from... whatever's out there ๐ค๐
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When you hire a toddler as a chef ๐
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When Mario takes player 1, poor Luigi just plays second fiddle ๐ฎ๐
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Etiquette matters, even in love! ๐ฃ๐ณ
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When your computer and your lifestyle both run on the latest OS ๐๐ป
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Me, an intellectual, 100 ft away from the cat: *discussing the geopolitical ramifications of the Crimean War*
Me, 2 ft away from the cat: *makes incomprehensible baby noises at it*
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Me when someone says "I'm pregnant and it's yours":๐ถNever gonna give you up๐ถ
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Introducing the revolutionary Wonder Sauna Hot Pants! Lose weight while sitting on furniture! Perfect for achieving that sleek, sausage casing look. Just don't stand too close to a flame.
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When the radio station says they have free air guitars, but you don't see any ๐ค๐. It's all in your mind and hands baby! ๐ค
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When mom tries to surprise you with a 'special' gift... ๐ณ๐ฆ
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When unlocking premium feels like a geometry exam ๐คฏ๐
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When 'I LOVE YOU' turns into a candy confession ๐ฌ๐
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POV: You are walking down the street and you see this.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like drinking and driving, so we put a bottle of vodka in your car so you can drink while you drive. Oh wait... that's illegal. ๐