Me pretending to work so my family will leave me alone for 5 minutes ๐
10 months ago
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Me pretending to be cool ๐ after my crush said hi ๐
10 months ago
5
In case of emergency, break glass and smoke two joints consecutively. ๐ฅ
10 months ago
5
R2D2 showing off his new cleaning setup! โจ๐ค๐ซง Like a Bosch indeed. ๐
10 months ago
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When the CAPTCHA is so blurry, you start questioning your own existence ๐
10 months ago
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If you bought Bitcoin in 2010, a BMW M5 cost 178,000 BTC.
If you hodled, that same Bitcoin could now buy you a fleet of M5s in 2025.
Moral of the story? Buy Bitcoin, buy BMWs (eventually).
10 months ago
5
Airbnb vs. Hotel: One comes with endless rules and a hefty cleaning deposit, the other with a predictable, boring room and peace of mind. Choose your fighter! ๐
10 months ago
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Police Medic: "Sir, are you feeling unwell?"
Protestor: "A little..."
Police Medic: *Raises baton* "I've got just the cure for that!" ๐๐จ
10 months ago
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When your coworker gets a new iPhone and you're in the mood for some dark humor ๐๐
10 months ago
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Grandma complaining about technology and the newest generation of gamers and then that same gamer playing COD and talking trash ๐
10 months ago
5
When Dexter organizes an event for people who can't come, it's gonna be a... dry run. ๐ฆ๐
10 months ago
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Me when the cookies are done and I have no oven mitts. ๐ฅ๐
10 months ago
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When your website is down, call the URLologist! ๐
10 months ago
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When your Battlestation thread gets derailed by dolls ๐
10 months ago
5
When you're fully vaxxed and boosted but still catch the case of the "toe tag"