Me trying to negotiate with my teacher for better grades ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Spotted a man bun in the wild? Instantaneously transforms into a walking, talking trash bag emoji ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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STOP VEGANS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. What's next? Mountain goats?
10 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my dentist why I haven't flossed in a week ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When your job treats you like ๐Ÿ’ฉ, you write your resignation letter on toilet paper ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Back in my day, identity theft was as easy as opening the mailbox ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When your boyfriend's sleep-talking has you side-eyeing the cat like he's an accomplice ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When your girl says size doesn't matter but you realize she was talking about her own. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
10 months ago
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When the news anchor says 'straight from the source' but they mean straight from the house arrest ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me calculating how many extra peanuts I can sneak on board after they told me my bag was 3 lbs overweight ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Spider-Man after finding out his girlfriend is trans: ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
9 months ago
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Me trying to understand how my brain works after staring at this for too long ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
9 months ago
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When you almost score that winning goal but then realize you're on the wrong team ๐Ÿ˜‚ #hockeyfails #oops
9 months ago
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When your family gets a little *too* into Quake. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Me, explaining to Karl Marx why I charge for fishing lessons: ๐ŸŽฃ "It's not about the fish, Karl, it's about the hustle. Supply and demand, baby!"
9 months ago
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