Roses are red, violets are blue. If I only had a Poké Ball, I'd choose you! ❤️
Roses are red, violets are blue. If I only had a Pokรฉ Ball, I'd choose you! โค๏ธ
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When you realize you brought a knife to a chainsaw fight 😂
When you realize you brought a knife to a chainsaw fight ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me pretending to be surprised when my credit card gets declined after buying yet another useless piece of jewelry.  💍💸😂
Me pretending to be surprised when my credit card gets declined after buying yet another useless piece of jewelry. ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
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iMac: Now a cozy, purrfectly-sized cat bed.  😹 Who needs to browse the internet when you can browse cat naps? 💻➡️😴
iMac: Now a cozy, purrfectly-sized cat bed. ๐Ÿ˜น Who needs to browse the internet when you can browse cat naps? ๐Ÿ’ปโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด
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When you’re ready for action, but the line is longer than your patience! 🐸🛴😅
When youโ€™re ready for action, but the line is longer than your patience! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ›ด๐Ÿ˜…
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When you're just trying to take a nap, but life throws you some... support 😴🐶💤
When you're just trying to take a nap, but life throws you some... support ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ’ค
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When your grand plan for a swimming pool takes a historical twist! 🏊‍♂️🕰️
When your grand plan for a swimming pool takes a historical twist! ๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ
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When the Founding Fathers drop some unexpected wisdom 🤔💸🌳
When the Founding Fathers drop some unexpected wisdom ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ธ๐ŸŒณ
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Me pretending to care about societal norms after my friend tells me "think of the children" 😂
Me pretending to care about societal norms after my friend tells me "think of the children" ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to figure out the new pokemon 🫠
Me trying to figure out the new pokemon ๐Ÿซ 
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Bear-ly believable adventures in Belarus! 🐻🚶‍♂️
Bear-ly believable adventures in Belarus! ๐Ÿป๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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When you’re ready to explore the galaxy… but bedtime is at 8! 🚀🛌😄
When youโ€™re ready to explore the galaxyโ€ฆ but bedtime is at 8! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ˜„
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When your friend gives you terrible life advice 😂
When your friend gives you terrible life advice ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to remember if the midterm elections were yesterday, today, or next week after hitting the bong.
Me trying to remember if the midterm elections were yesterday, today, or next week after hitting the bong.
1 year ago
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Me trying to find the bathroom in someone's house after my third glass of wine. 🍷
Me trying to find the bathroom in someone's house after my third glass of wine. ๐Ÿท
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