Me trying to decipher which language my takeout menu is in.
Me trying to decipher which language my takeout menu is in.
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POV: When you try to sneak to the kitchen for a midnight snack and you find Pac-Man.
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When the babysitter says they'll 'warm the baby's bottle' and you come home to this 🔥👶
When the babysitter says they'll 'warm the baby's bottle' and you come home to this ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ถ
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When your kid demands the latest console but you hit em with the Silver Surfer challenge 😂.  Parenting level: Expert.
When your kid demands the latest console but you hit em with the Silver Surfer challenge ๐Ÿ˜‚. Parenting level: Expert.
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When your parents give you money for groceries, and they say "buy some fruits and vegetables"... but you're living that college life 😂🥦
When your parents give you money for groceries, and they say "buy some fruits and vegetables"... but you're living that college life ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅฆ
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Me asking for a small trim vs. the barber giving me the 'okay' look. 💇‍♂️🦁😹
Me asking for a small trim vs. the barber giving me the 'okay' look. ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜น
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Me accepting all my problems at once🐔
Me accepting all my problems at once๐Ÿ”
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Jesus hung out with 12 guys and a prostitute. He was more like me than like you. 😂
Jesus hung out with 12 guys and a prostitute. He was more like me than like you. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti 🍷
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti ๐Ÿท
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Me watching the TV when my favorite character is about to get beaten up: ๐ŸฅŠ
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I guess this jigsaw puzzle isn't suitable for vegetarians after all 😂
I guess this jigsaw puzzle isn't suitable for vegetarians after all ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When your partner says they like toys in the bedroom, but you're on different wavelengths 😂
When your partner says they like toys in the bedroom, but you're on different wavelengths ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Society moving away from religion makes it more rational and intelligent, so obviously, men can get pregnant now 😂
Society moving away from religion makes it more rational and intelligent, so obviously, men can get pregnant now ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you’re heading to your concert in the opposite direction 😂 #KanyeWest #KanyeEast
When youโ€™re heading to your concert in the opposite direction ๐Ÿ˜‚ #KanyeWest #KanyeEast
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Me handing over my credit card after seeing the limited edition Futurama merchandise.  💰
Me handing over my credit card after seeing the limited edition Futurama merchandise. ๐Ÿ’ฐ
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